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Postby steena » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:53 am

To say "I'm new" would be a lie...partially. I've known about this site for quite a while I just never knew it had a forum. Apparently I'm blind, which is maybe why I wear glasses. So anyway, new to Define Cynical? No. New to the forum? Yes.<br>Anyway, I don't know what the standard fare for introductions is around here but I'm Steena, that's short for Christina, and I live in the u.s.a, ohio to be specific. Obviously I'm a fan of Ozy & Millie but otherwise I'm addicted to writing (stories mostly), C.S. Lewis and the Inklings, Jane Austen, Princess Bride (book and movie), most literature in general, pretty much all movies, my golden retriever (Duncan), theatre, and the tv show Roswell if anyone knows what that is. Oh and chocolate. But then, who isn't? People who are allergic I guess. Okay, I'm done rambling.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:29 am

Hello,<br><br>Welcome to this side of insanity, hope you enjoy your stay.<br><br>Pie is in the lobby, remember to make your appointment for fireproofing soon to avoid the winter rush.<br><br>I'm sure you'll do fine around here.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:39 am

Welcome, and...<br><br>...darn, sorry, I left my bag of funny greetings in another post. Or did I? DUN DUN DUN!!!
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Postby GhostWay » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:44 am

Ah, here you go Heno. I thought it smelled of ninja biscuits.<br><br>And welcome. Guess this is my job, eh? <a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/coupon.png' target='_blank'>Take this coupon.</a>
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Postby Zaaphod » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:40 am

Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Around here, the only thing we know about sanity is that it's a six-letter word. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>
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Postby dragonranpu » Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:11 am

What Sanity is a six letter word. OMG I didn't know. Oh wait; I was thinking of Four letter words like Snow. <br><br>Anyhow Welcome to this site. Have some rutabega Pie. It is a new creation of mine.
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Postby Muninn » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:26 am

Welcome steena.<br><br>Have a rutabega.

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Postby Holyman83 » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:56 pm

welcome steena<br><br>Here is your complementary 2005 model flamethrower<br><br>We have a few pyros around here. Im thinking a bout opening a shop in that courner.<br>
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Postby steena » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:08 pm

Looks like I came to the right place. Total pyro right here. Thank you all for the welcome, the rutabega (what is a rutabega exactly? Is it like a turnip? I know what rhubarb is.), the rutabega pie, the flamethrower, and the coupon (that'll come in handy).
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:41 pm

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Postby simon » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:44 am

Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby Zaaphod » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:10 am

<!--QuoteBegin-steena+Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (steena @ Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what is a rutabega exactly? Is it like a turnip? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes. I believe it was GhostWay who has pointed out that rutabegas are members of the turnip family. As far as I'm concerned, rutabegas are inedible. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>rutabegas are referenced in <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010905.html' target='_blank'>this here O&M strip</a>. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>
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Postby GhostWay » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:33 am

Wait...I just thought of something.<br><br>We have already accepted that rutabegas are cool. We have also determined that they are still cool when lit on fire. Thus, when applied to rutabegas, fire is an <i>endo</i>thermic reaction, not exothermic. But anything involving combustion is exothermic.<br><br>THE LAWS OF SCIENCE ARE CRUMBLING AROUND US! DOOMED WE ARE!<br><br><br><br><br><br><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:#800'>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!</span></span>
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Postby Muninn » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:21 am

rutabegas tend to cause chaos.

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Postby Richard K Niner » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:04 am

You forgot about the chaos pies...
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