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To say "I'm new" would be a lie...partially. I've known about this site for quite a while I just never knew it had a forum. Apparently I'm blind, which is maybe why I wear glasses. So anyway, new to Define Cynical? No. New to the forum? Yes.<br>Anyway, I don't know what the standard fare for introductions is around here but I'm Steena, that's short for Christina, and I live in the u.s.a, ohio to be specific. Obviously I'm a fan of Ozy & Millie but otherwise I'm addicted to writing (stories mostly), C.S. Lewis and the Inklings, Jane Austen, Princess Bride (book and movie), most literature in general, pretty much all movies, my golden retriever (Duncan), theatre, and the tv show Roswell if anyone knows what that is. Oh and chocolate. But then, who isn't? People who are allergic I guess. Okay, I'm done rambling.
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Hello,<br><br>Welcome to this side of insanity, hope you enjoy your stay.<br><br>Pie is in the lobby, remember to make your appointment for fireproofing soon to avoid the winter rush.<br><br>I'm sure you'll do fine around here.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Welcome, and...<br><br>...darn, sorry, I left my bag of funny greetings in another post. Or did I? DUN DUN DUN!!!
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
Ah, here you go Heno. I thought it smelled of ninja biscuits.<br><br>And welcome. Guess this is my job, eh? <a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/coupon.png' target='_blank'>Take this coupon.</a>
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Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Around here, the only thing we know about sanity is that it's a six-letter word. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

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What Sanity is a six letter word. OMG I didn't know. Oh wait; I was thinking of Four letter words like Snow. <br><br>Anyhow Welcome to this site. Have some rutabega Pie. It is a new creation of mine.
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Oh, wow, a female joined! Hello there <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>... and make sure someone alerts the local media! (Yeah we don't get that many female regulars here)<br>
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Remember, call in the next ten minutes to recieve your Absolutely Free Official Llewellyn Inaction Figure! [Shipping, Handling, and resulting Dragon Conspiracies not included]
Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-steena+Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (steena @ Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what is a rutabega exactly? Is it like a turnip? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes. I believe it was GhostWay who has pointed out that rutabegas are members of the turnip family. As far as I'm concerned, rutabegas are inedible. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>rutabegas are referenced in <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010905.html' target='_blank'>this here O&M strip</a>. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

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Wait...I just thought of something.<br><br>We have already accepted that rutabegas are cool. We have also determined that they are still cool when lit on fire. Thus, when applied to rutabegas, fire is an <i>endo</i>thermic reaction, not exothermic. But anything involving combustion is exothermic.<br><br>THE LAWS OF SCIENCE ARE CRUMBLING AROUND US! DOOMED WE ARE!<br><br><br><br><br><br><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:#800'>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!</span></span>
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