IT IS I, KENNY! AND I AM HERE! BASK IN MY GLORY

[Dr. Doog]

your Black Ops leader is Dr. Strangelove O_o

[Angstwolf]

I envy you, Canadian.

Welcome.

(I stole the computer for a minute or two!)

[Rooster]

YES! Another member of the People's Front!

*raises red flag and picture of Karl Marx*

Wilcomen new duden!

[Muninn]

Welcome to the forums Comrade K, have a rutabega.

Who said Define Cynical couldn't go a day without mentioning communism or Russia? Here's wallpaper for all of you...


(I didn't make that. It's an old one by David himself that I just modified by erasing the writing on it.)

[Comrade K]

I envy you, Canadian.

What's to envy?

YES! Another member of the People's Front!

*raises red flag and picture of Karl Marx*

Good, you follow the Marx, not the Stalinists.

Oh, and anyone know how one consumes a rutabega? Cause I don't.

[Rooster]

YES! Another member of the People's Front!

*raises red flag and picture of Karl Marx*

Good, you follow the Marx, not the Stalinists.

Stalin ruined Communism. If done perfectally, a Marxist socity would be my utopia.

[Miles E Traysandor]

A belated welcome, I spent all day with relatives, so yeah. Welcome to Define Cynical, I'm the resident three-tailed fox, chauffeuring at your service. Or something like that. XD

[Twyman]

Oh, and anyone know how one consumes a rutabega? Cause I don't.

rutabegas are mostly eaten as part of stews or casseroles, or are served mashed with carrots, or are baked in a pasty. In Canada rutabegas are used as filler in foods such as mincemeat and Christmas cake. In Ireland, locally-grown rutabegas are sold as "Swedes".

rutabega is also a specific mutation type in fruit flies resulting in impaired mental capacity.

I love Wikipedia.

[Tom Flapwell]

Incidentally, I saw Dr. Zhivago last night. I didn't learn much new about Russian Communism, but I hadn't realized that they frowned upon men pursuing personal lives. Makes sense, tho.

[Tai]

HUSH Dog or you will be smothered with the Blanket of Fear

[_SeHT]

Incidentally, I saw Dr. Zhivago last night. I didn't learn much new about Russian Communism, but I hadn't realized that they frowned upon men pursuing personal lives. Makes sense, tho.

What makes you say they frowned upon that?

I studied Zhivago as part of my first degree, so I am curious.

[Angstwolf]

Who said Define Cynical couldn't go a day without mentioning communism or Russia?

That'd be me.

I envy you, Canadian.

What's to envy?

The not-USness? Heh.

[Caoimhin]

May I ask you a few questions? Do you really love the bomb? What is your connection to Mr. Dr. Strangelove? Do you think rutabegas could have solved any food shortages during WWII? What do you think about vodka? What about grain alcohol? Do you prefer distilled grain alcohol with or without water? Can I welcome you to DC? Perhaps? Maybe? Can we play a game of eleven questions?

Your turn and welcome to DC .

[Comrade K]

I think it's really the fascists. The thinly veiled American fascists that refer to themseleves as "Neo-Cons". They're the ones trying to ruin our precious bodily fluids! Oh, its bad, I have a well, just to avoid the fluoridation.

Now, as for Vodka, I have had some bad experiences with it, namely not being able to sit in a camp chair without falling over into the dirt. It was a fascist plot! They must've slipped something into it to make me incoherent!

Rutebagas eh? I don't know, they'd get kinda boring, but then again, were I in Leningrad during the siege, and I had a choice between a rutabega and dead kraut flesh, I'd take the rutabega.

My connection to Dr. Strangelove is this: he works for me in my underground facility (which is so cleverly hidden, even I don't know where it is!, along with those from the philidelphia experiment, and Roswell, to develop new super weapons which I can use in my new revolution.

[Caoimhin]

Ah quite a resume. So you prefer you rutabegas without kraut? I can't say I blame you. So YOUR the one that keeps making those noises deep underground... Under MY own secret facility. Can't really be helped really... Are you by any chance a member of The Secret Society of Mysteries (you know the one)? By the way heres a cool link http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Caoimhin.