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Postby _SeHT » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:37 pm

Oh, thank you. That makes a total of fourteen Internets that I now own.

I still haven't worked out where I'm going to keep them, of course. Perhaps if I conceptualise them, I can keep them one inside another, with the last one tucked tidily into the first.

Yes, that would work. And I can put the whole lot back in the sofa then.

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Postby Steve the Pocket » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:49 pm

Oh, thank you. That makes a total of fourteen Internets that I now own.

I still haven't worked out where I'm going to keep them, of course. Perhaps if I conceptualise them, I can keep them one inside another, with the last one tucked tidily into the first.

Yes, that would work. And I can put the whole lot back in the sofa then.
Perhaps they'll all fit inside each other like those Russian dolls. ;)
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Postby Muninn » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:46 pm

I can keep them one inside another
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Postby _SeHT » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:10 am

Well, not really. When I say that I can keep them all one inside another, I mean that quite literally... each Internet simultaneously contains all the other 13 Internets, for each Internet.

It's a very neat storate system. Although it doesn't work very well with doughnuts, for some reason.
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Postby Zaaphod » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:27 am

I tend to store donuts inside me. :P
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Postby _SeHT » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:17 am

I tried that for a while, and then discovered the Evil Secret of the Doughnut. If you eat enough of them, you become one.

Just like in that film, Doughnut of the Body Snatchers.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:07 pm

You mean you get a hole in the middle? :shock:

For years, I stopped eating donuts because they had a way of making me not want to do any work for the rest of the day. You'd think the sugar would increase my energy, but maybe there was a gusto-psychological effect. When I finally broke my donut-free streak, it felt so oddly natural that I didn't realize it right away.
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Postby _SeHT » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:27 pm

Not so much that you get a hole in the middle, as your middle starts to become less middle and more whole.
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Postby nickspoon » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:57 pm

Welcome to Define Cynical, where civilisation, rationality and sanity are merely vague concepts.
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Postby _SeHT » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:11 pm

All over-rated concepts. As for civilisation, I look forward to encountering it. :)
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:50 pm

And as for Logic and Reason.... Well, we don't talk about them anymore... Um... I have to go now... *FLEE*
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Postby Tai » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:01 am

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