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<a href='http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004 ... 1714.shtml' target='_blank'>http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004 ... nteresting hu?

Clearly, it seems we have all missed opportunities to put up some defenses.

For a security lapse try this:<br><br><a href='http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... altop.html' target='_blank'>OMG how dumb</a><br><br>Bear in mind that cost 5-6million to compile

Oh yeah, we're great aren't we Ozy <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>"Hey, do we need this?"<br><br>*bump slip fall*<br><br>"Erm... nevermind..."<br><br>62 spots though. Dayum. Thought there'd be more though!

TBH if they haven't taken .50 incendary bullets into account then we could be in big trouble.<br><br>Look on the bright side, though. Statistically, you're more likely to be killed by your trousers than on an aeroplane.

Well, we could fly in armoured jumbo jets...<br><br>But that would be just a lil' expensive <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>The only thing that gets me about plane travel is the fact that serious accidents carry a near 100% fatality rate <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I mean ya can do something about it in cars, but 15000 feet up?

<!--QuoteBegin-Ankaris+Jul 20 2004, 07:10 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ankaris @ Jul 20 2004, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well, we could fly in armoured jumbo jets...<br><br>But that would be just a lil' expensive <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>The only thing that gets me about plane travel is the fact that serious accidents carry a near 100% fatality rate  <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I mean ya can do something about it in cars, but 15000 feet up? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>An unfortunate statistic, but there have been known to be some survivors, but only about a handful.

It's 2004, weren't we promised jet packs and cities on the moon?

Actually we were promised that in "Space:1999" but there you go.<br><br>In 2012 we should have the Thunderbirds. No more plane crashes for us, and they'll all be nuclear powered anyway.

We'll be living on the moon by 1980.

The future isn't what it used to be. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

man this is WAY off topic

Maybe we need to bring in something from another forum, perhaps a drift meter, such as the one from the Freefall forum.<br><br>Seems like we're over limit . . .

I happen to like some of the things at <a href='http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun.html</a> (WARNING: Contains cuss words) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>I'm particularly fond of:<br><br><img src='http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />