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Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:37 pm**

... I get a day off from school.

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:27 pm**

Also being saved from hell and all that. Or something. I don't think the Jews believe in hell.

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:29 pm**

Dammit Jesus, you screwed us all. Because of your little "stunt", I can't go to the bank.

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:49 pm**

Thank Nietzsche for God dying...

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:58 pm**

Thank pneumonia for Nietzsche dying...

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:12 am**

Thank antibiotics for pneumonia dying...

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:20 am**

Thank resistive bacteria for antibiotics dying...

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:44 am**

Thank the sun's eventual expansion for resistive bacteria dying.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:05 am**

Thank the sun's eventual expansion for the sun dying.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:21 am**

You're not welcomed.

Thank God for Jesus dying...