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[19:17] TeknikliaRoo: I gots more shinies! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/te ... ugget2.jpg
[19:18] rubberweasels: those yours
[19:19] TeknikliaRoo: Yup! Just got them today! Two full ounces!
[19:20] TeknikliaRoo: That makes 3.05 ounces of gold and over a pound of silver!
[19:22] TeknikliaRoo: I'm ready for economic collapse!
[19:26] rubberweasels: yay!
[19:28] TeknikliaRoo: Now all I need is a cuddly gang of furries to work my fields for me and I'll be set!
[19:29] rubberweasels: I know a few
[19:29] TeknikliaRoo: Hmmmm...
[19:30] TeknikliaRoo: Send me their resumes then! Best be prepared for the inevitible...

Post your resumes here
Tel me why we should hire you over anyone else here

I don't complain and I love misery. No past work experience. That's my resume.

Furries like being treated like slaves I here =3

I'm an IB student, so I work under stress constantly.

I'd do it, but....I don't want to.

Yes, I am quite submissive. ;333

What kind of fields?

What kind of fields?

Sex fields.

i could probably do it, but i'd just muck it up anyway. pass.

Given my slight military training I'm good at being shouted at, and also good at relating those shouts to any crew. I also own a whip and can grow a convincing full face beard.

Ergo, I should be the perfect choice for slave-driver!

I can beat furries if you want.

I want angela to beat me while rooster yells at me in his accent.

You saucy bitch.

I want Angela to repeatedly spank me with this

I want Angela to repeatedly spank me with this

O____O