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Looking to Hire

Postby FerretParade » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:29 am

[19:17] TeknikliaRoo: I gots more shinies! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/te ... ugget2.jpg
[19:18] rubberweasels: those yours
[19:19] TeknikliaRoo: Yup! Just got them today! Two full ounces!
[19:20] TeknikliaRoo: That makes 3.05 ounces of gold and over a pound of silver!
[19:22] TeknikliaRoo: I'm ready for economic collapse!
[19:26] rubberweasels: yay!
[19:28] TeknikliaRoo: Now all I need is a cuddly gang of furries to work my fields for me and I'll be set!
[19:29] rubberweasels: I know a few
[19:29] TeknikliaRoo: Hmmmm...
[19:30] TeknikliaRoo: Send me their resumes then! Best be prepared for the inevitible...

Post your resumes here
Tel me why we should hire you over anyone else here
so there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch,
with a toothpick in his mouth.
and the stray dog won't forget the day,
he tricked him with a chocolate shake. (little trick)

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:07 am

I don't complain and I love misery. No past work experience. That's my resume.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby FerretParade » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:14 am

Furries like being treated like slaves I here =3
so there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch,
with a toothpick in his mouth.
and the stray dog won't forget the day,
he tricked him with a chocolate shake. (little trick)

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Segovia » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:22 am

I'm an IB student, so I work under stress constantly.

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Maggot Brain
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Maggot Brain » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:23 am

I'd do it, but....I don't want to.

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:35 am

Yes, I am quite submissive. ;333
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:27 pm

What kind of fields?
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby osprey » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:03 am

What kind of fields?
Sex fields.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby klimt » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:45 am

i could probably do it, but i'd just muck it up anyway. pass.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Rooster » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:26 am

Given my slight military training I'm good at being shouted at, and also good at relating those shouts to any crew. I also own a whip and can grow a convincing full face beard.

Ergo, I should be the perfect choice for slave-driver!

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Arloest » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:57 pm

I can beat furries if you want.
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Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
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So that we may someday understand...

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:10 pm

I want angela to beat me while rooster yells at me in his accent.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Rooster » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:03 pm

You saucy bitch.

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Doc Sigma » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:16 am

I want Angela to repeatedly spank me with this

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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Foxchild » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:33 pm

I want Angela to repeatedly spank me with this

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