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STOP BIRD PORN

http://www.stopbirdporn.org/

but roadrunners are so sexy

Much hilarity ensued.

Owls turn me on.




ya rly.

when interrupted by nosy bird watchers, they become shy, stop mating and sometimes fail to resume

I've been there before.

I totally agree that we should stop bird voyeurism. Just the other day I was performing my elaborate mating ritual, like any normal guy would, when suddenly this group of blackbirds perch themselves outside my window, chattering and peering through their tiny pairs of binoculars. I was so distracted that I couldn't resume mating for several days afterwards and am probably going to die out as a result.

There's a video on YouTube where the Road Runner TALKS! And he talks about how he's a gay homosexual who is the fastest homosexual in the world, although Drew Pickles is still the gayest homosexual in the world. There's another video where Sonic the Hedgehog disagrees, claiming that HE is the fastest gay homosexual! It's amusingly droll!

I'd link to it but instead, I leave finding the video as an exercise to the reader.

There's a video on YouTube where the Road Runner TALKS! And he talks about how he's a gay homosexual who is the fastest homosexual in the world, although Drew Pickles is still the gayest homosexual in the world. There's another video where Sonic the Hedgehog disagrees, claiming that HE is the fastest gay homosexual! It's amusingly droll!

I'd link to it but instead, I leave finding the video as an exercise to the reader.

I entered all of those words into Google but what I found was entirely unlike what you described.

YOU STUPID FEATHERIES WILL KILL US ALL

STOP BIRD PORN

but you make it such EXCELLENT bird porn

YOU STUPID FEATHERIES WILL KILL US ALL

<3 KinokoFry.

It took me a really long time to get that comic. :(

I still don't get it

I still don't get it

If you look at the sun too long, you go blind. In this, the sun stared at the crow in return, and instead of the crow going blind, the sun did.

Ahh.

Correction: I *do* get it, I just don't personally find it funny.