Welcome to the Salty Spitoon...

[Segovia]

... How tough are ya?
Spongebob is gay I know.

[osprey]

Tough tough, or chrome-off-a-trailer-hitch tough?

[MuffinSticks]

I eat a bowl of ponies for breakfast. Without any milk.

[Tai]

I eat a bowl of pennies for breakfast. Without any milk.

[Doc Sigma]

I eat a bowl of pennons for breakfast. Without any milk.

[Foxchild]

I eat a bowl of pens for breakfast. With only the milk they give me.

[Gecko]

I eat a bowl of pensions for breakfast. Without any milk.

That's how I originally read Muffin's post.

...and Tai's quote.

[Google [Bot ]]

I eat a bowl of pensiles for breakfast. Without any milk.

That's how I originally read Muffin's post.

...and Tai's quote.

yeah, wtf? I could have sworn Muffin's post actually said pencils.

[MuffinSticks]

Does that mean I can say dirty words and nobody will notice?

[Doc Sigma]

Only if they're about writing implements.

[Caoimhin]

I eat a bowl of spitoons for breakfast. With only the milk they give me.

You COULD write with one... But I'm not sure anyone's lover would appreciate you dipping it in ink... Unless she were into that kind of thing...
You:"Hey babe, want to see my quill?"
Her/Him:"Oh! Yes! feather me babby!"
You:"I'm gonna get colonial on your ass!"
Her/Him: "Mmmm, sign that large John Hancock all over me..."

P.S.
I'm so tough I scared Jack from his box without even turning the handle.

[Google [Bot ]]

hahahaha Caoimhin I love you. I even managed to type your name without looking again.

[Caoimhin]

hahahaha Caoimhin I love you. I even managed to type your name without looking again.

Domo aregato Mister Gooboto!

[MuffinSticks]

Doog and Caoimhin are now best friends forever.

[Caoimhin]

Doog and Caoimhin are now best friends forever.

Jealous ?