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Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:38 pm**

I was born! Yep, today is my B'day. Yay!

My mom will be taking me out to buy stuff with my b'day money and have lunch. Dad has things to do but will give me a pat on the head or something.

Anyway, please leave prezzies at the door. There will be ice cream cake later.

Triva! I share this day with Alfred Hitchcock who was a major influence on my becoming obsessed with movies.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:47 pm**

Happy Birthday man! Hope your B-day goes swell.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:51 pm**

TURN ON

THE CAKE

FAUCET.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:13 pm**

That cake faucet is a lie!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:48 pm**

The water faucet is a lie. The conductor is here to tune the pipes. Do not let him find anything out of order. Happy birthday.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:48 pm**

your anti-faucet statements are simple fauce!

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:27 pm**

Happy Birthday dude

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:12 pm**

Happy birthday.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:57 pm**

Deng. :O

Happy Birthday

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:13 pm**

Birthday happy.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:44 am**

Thanks everyone! The day was good and now there will be cake!

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:07 am**

BIRTHDAY GREATNESS HAS OCCURRED.

END OPERATION.

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