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The 3rd Annual Define Cynical Awards--The Winners!

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:14 pm
by Æron
Many thanks to everyone who participated! Voter turnout was better than expected.

*Drumroll*

*Unfurls the Orange Carpet*

*Releases the doves*

*Releases the crows*


*Releases the rabid bats*

*Fires confetti cannons loaded with collected shed fur*


*Burns down the house*
*Bakes a rutabega pie*

*Prank calls Tori Spelling*
*Watches the Andy Griffith Show marathon on TV Land*
*Clears throat*

*Throws the awards letter on the ground and runs away screaming*

Best Newbie of the Year
:arrow: Baconsticks
D-Puff
Lastwyrvern
Rocketgirl
Write-in: Rodger

Funniest Member
Tie!
:arrow: Astro
:arrow: Bocaj Claw
Baconsticks
Fritz
MuffinSticks
Nickspoon

Lifetime Achievement Award
Tie!
:arrow: Arloest
:arrow: Likeafox
Nickspoon
Write-in: Tavis

Most Frequently Off Topic
:arrow: Baloki
Baconsticks
Bocaj Claw
Dr. Sticks
Fritz
Roger

Artist-Favorite Artist
:arrow: Muninn
FerretParade
Liz
Octan
VenMk

Artist-Favorite Drawing of the Year
:arrow: BSP: Astroheist
FerretParade: Blaine
Liz: Dragon
Muninn: Otter Rock
Muninn: Sir Spooningham
Nickspoon: Rawr Dinosaur

Artist-Most Unique Style
:arrow:Muninn
FerretParade
RocketGirl

Artist-Cutest Style
:arrow: Liz
Astro
FerretParade

Most Musical
:arrow: Arloest
Gforce
Osprey
Rooster

Furriest Member
:arrow: Softpaw
Anami
Dr. Dos
FerretParade
Fritz
Ibun
Klimt

Person You Most Want Back
Tie!
:arrow: Rabid Fox
:arrow: RocketGirl
Dr. Fred
FerretParade
Tavis
VenMk
Zaaphod
Write-in: Fritz

Most Level Headed
:arrow: Nickspoon
Arloest
Gforce
Javs
Klimt
Write-in: Æron

Friendliest Member
:arrow: Nickspoon
Anami
Astro
DanTheMan
Gforce
Javs
Liz
Write-in: BSP

Best Avatar

:arrow: Astro
Image

Arloest
Image

Kupo
Image

Likeafox: Antichrist Obama
Image

Likeafox: Marty
Image

Angela's Most Devoted Follower
:arrow: Doc Sigma
Ibun
Klimt
Liz

Most Likely to Lick the Pope (Most Eccentric Member)
:arrow: Bocaj Claw
Baconsticks
Caoimhin
Doc Sigma
Fritz
Nickspoon

Undoubtedly Eats the Most Rutabegas
:arrow: Dr. Sticks
Bocaj Claw
Caoimhin
Klimt
MuffinSticks
Osprey

Most Cynical
:arrow: Ibun
Baconsticks
Comrade K
Fritz
Tai
Write-in: TyVulpine

Best Thread Starter
:arrow: Arloest
Baconsticks
Baloki
Dr. Dos
RocketGirl

Favorite IRC Denizen
Three-way tie!
:arrow: Astro
:arrow: Klimt
:arrow: Tarukai
Anami
BSP
DanTheMan
Hyperion
Nickspoon
Write-in: Fritz

IRC Denizen Least Likely to be Spotted on the Forums
:arrow: Fritz
Astro
Baloki
Rabid Fox
Tai

Most Likely to Furry You in IRC
:arrow: Klimt
Anami
Ibun

Member of the Year
:arrow: Nickspoon
Likeafox
Liz
Muninn
Write-in: Anami
Write-in: Roger

Special note: nominees are listen in alphabetical order, not by the order of the number of votes they got. Write-ins are listed below.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:18 pm
by Ibun
As much as I love Angela, I think Jason should've had sole possesion of the Lifetime Achievement award, for everything he has done for the forum.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:18 pm
by Dr. Dos
WELL I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:21 pm
by Ibun
WELL I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED
[/TyVulpine]

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:24 pm
by Æron
Apparently I forgot,

*cue drama*

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:30 pm
by Ibun
That's our Ibun!!! *laugh track*

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:31 pm
by D-puff
Aw...no award for me. Well, pretty much everything I voted for won, so I still feel partially cool.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:34 pm
by Dr. Sticks
yeah, you can feel cool that you spend so much time on DC you can predict how other people will think :shock:

lol finally got an award

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:37 pm
by nickspoon
Aw, thanks guys <3

And well done to everyone who got an award!
(As for those who didn't, clearly we all hate you and you ought to whine about it.)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:38 pm
by Ibun
I didn't win enough.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:48 pm
by D-puff
yeah, you can feel cool that you spend so much time on DC you can predict how other people will think :shock:
Yup. Cool as ice.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:33 pm
by TyVulpine
WELL I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED
[/TyVulpine]
F.uck you.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:39 pm
by Ibun
yeah, you can feel cool that you spend so much time on DC you can predict how other people will think :shock:
Yup. Cool as ice.
She was cold as ice...

...



paradiiiise.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:07 pm
by Liz
I didn't vote ): , but that's okay. Most of the people I wanted to win, won! So yay! And I won once, so that was cool :3 If I didn't, I probably would've cried about it, complained to everyone, never let it go and insist that everyone was out to get me.

<3

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:28 pm
by Gecko
If I didn't, I probably would've cried about it, complained to everyone, never let it go and insist that everyone was out to get me.
I'm going to get started on that.

Seriously though, fun stuff, huzzah for the winners, etc.