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...What do you do? You may carry out three actions, best answer receives a comment about themselves said pub-lically on iRC.

Also discuss alcohol and non-alcohol beverages in general.

1. Collect underpants
2. ???
3. Profit!

I'm actually not much for South Park, but hey, why not.

Buy everyone rounds, but don't drink them yourself. When they're good and trashed, suggest a game of poker or other gambling game.
Play and win poker easily because all your opponents are half in the bag.

I used to live across from a pool hall but they turned to a mexican restaurant. Like San Antonio needs anymore, right? So if I lived across from a bar right now I would probably do nothing because I can't do anything but watch people walk in sober and walk out drunk. Now responding to the alcohol portion of the thread, I don't really know that much about alcohol but I do know how to make a martini.

How to make a Martini:

1 Put a martini glass in the refrigerator or fill it with ice. If filled with ice dump out all of ice and water before serving.
2 Mix gin and vermuth in a Boston shaker with ice.
3 Take out martini glass and strain mixture into glass (make sure not to get any ice into the glass).
4 Serve with a olive and Enjoy!

1. Enter pub.
2. Get drunk.
3. Attack an Irishman.

Also, alcohol is good, especially combined with weed.

Invite Dermy to stay a fortnite

1.) Drink your brains out.

2.) Throw up on the handsome gentleman/lovely lady next to you.

3.) Sleep with that handsome gentleman/lovely lady anyway because you're both desperate.

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.

i already live next door to a liquor store. bars are way to expensive, so I'd probably go in every now and then but otherwise ignore it.

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.

Yep, that about covers it...

Although, I might go pick a fight with the silly drunkards once in a while, just for lulz.

Post about drinking on my wii after getting sooo buzzed

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.

I salute you for not drinking.

i already live next door to a liquor store. bars are way to expensive, so I'd probably go in every now and then but otherwise ignore it.

.I'd go in with you to make sure you get nice and smashed.

I just came out of the pub