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You live across from a pub...

Postby baloki » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:15 am

...What do you do? You may carry out three actions, best answer receives a comment about themselves said pub-lically on iRC.

Also discuss alcohol and non-alcohol beverages in general.
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Postby Gecko » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:17 am

1. Collect underpants
2. ???
3. Profit!

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Postby Comrade K » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:17 am

Buy everyone rounds, but don't drink them yourself. When they're good and trashed, suggest a game of poker or other gambling game.
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Postby Segovia » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:30 pm

I used to live across from a pool hall but they turned to a mexican restaurant. Like San Antonio needs anymore, right? So if I lived across from a bar right now I would probably do nothing because I can't do anything but watch people walk in sober and walk out drunk. Now responding to the alcohol portion of the thread, I don't really know that much about alcohol but I do know how to make a martini.

How to make a Martini:

1 Put a martini glass in the refrigerator or fill it with ice. If filled with ice dump out all of ice and water before serving.
2 Mix gin and vermuth in a Boston shaker with ice.
3 Take out martini glass and strain mixture into glass (make sure not to get any ice into the glass).
4 Serve with a olive and Enjoy!
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Postby osprey » Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:26 pm

1. Enter pub.
2. Get drunk.
3. Attack an Irishman.

Also, alcohol is good, especially combined with weed.
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Postby Loeln » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:30 pm

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Postby Arloest » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:47 pm

1.) Drink your brains out.

2.) Throw up on the handsome gentleman/lovely lady next to you.

3.) Sleep with that handsome gentleman/lovely lady anyway because you're both desperate.
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Postby FerretParade » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:57 pm

3.) Sleep with that handsome gentleman/lovely lady anyway because you're both desperate.
so there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch,
with a toothpick in his mouth.
and the stray dog won't forget the day,
he tricked him with a chocolate shake. (little trick)
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Postby Ibun » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:58 pm

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.
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Postby klimt » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:23 pm

i already live next door to a liquor store. bars are way to expensive, so I'd probably go in every now and then but otherwise ignore it.
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Postby Reynardine » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:37 pm

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.
Yep, that about covers it...

Although, I might go pick a fight with the silly drunkards once in a while, just for lulz.
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Postby FerretParade » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:03 am

Post about drinking on my wii after getting sooo buzzed
so there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch,
with a toothpick in his mouth.
and the stray dog won't forget the day,
he tricked him with a chocolate shake. (little trick)
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Postby Segovia » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:05 am

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.
I salute you for not drinking.
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Postby Ibun » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:47 am

i already live next door to a liquor store. bars are way to expensive, so I'd probably go in every now and then but otherwise ignore it.
.I'd go in with you to make sure you get nice and smashed. ;)
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Postby simon » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:08 am

I just came out of the pub
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