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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:38 pm
by Henohenomoheji
This is a thread about all those nagging questions about... stuff. stuff that the answer and question aren't really important (or so it seems? Dun dun dun!) but it still kinda nags at you. To start:<br><br>Why does the toilet paper in the downstairs bathroom smell like peanut butter?<br><br><br><br><br><br>Okay, before you ask, I had a cold and was using it as kleenex.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:26 am
by Henohenomoheji
another question you might be able to answer:<br><br>what happens when you put a PS2 disk into your computer disk drive?<br><br>Edit: seriously.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:24 am
by Salad Man
<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+Mar 30 2004, 09:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm @ Mar 30 2004, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> another question you might be able to answer:<br><br>what happens when you put a PS2 disk into your computer disk drive? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It causes the universe to implode.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:28 am
by norsenerd
I agree. Try puting it in a 5"x5" flopy to fix it.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:34 am
by Zylo
Use fire. If it doesn't fit, melt it until it does fit.<br><br>On the line of the TP question: why does scented toilet paper exist? Isn't that the one item that NEVER needs to smell good?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:07 am
by Henohenomoheji
Good point. Why does TP smell in the first place?<br><br>But... Of all scents...<br><br>WHY... PEANUT... BUTTER?!?!!<br><br>Somebody's gonna quote that, I just know it. of course, they won't quote it if I point it out. and If I point it out good enough, they'll just quote this.
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:05 am
by Foxchild
*edits sig*
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:14 am
by MidnightRealism
<!--QuoteBegin-FoxChild+Mar 30 2004, 11:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FoxChild @ Mar 30 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *edits sig* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Oh ho ho ho, <i>a pox on thee.</i> I wanted to sig that.<br>For the PS2 question...uh...nothing. If you have a DVD drive and a program like Alcohol120% you can extract...stuff...but I've already said too much.<br>My question...who owns the pants hanging in my bathroom? <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:42 am
by Foxchild
<!--QuoteBegin-MidnightRealism+Mar 31 2004, 12:14 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (MidnightRealism @ Mar 31 2004, 12:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-FoxChild+Mar 30 2004, 11:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FoxChild @ Mar 30 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *edits sig* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Oh ho ho ho, <i>a pox on thee.</i> I wanted to sig that.<br>...<br>My question...who owns the pants hanging in my bathroom? <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:D--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> ahahaha! I win!<br><br><br>as for the pants... <b> I DON'T KNOW! </b>they are begining to scare me... just sitting there... for months on end... just waiting.. .watching... being... pants....
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:33 pm
by Henohenomoheji
"a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master"<br><br>(lines from star wars that would have been ten times better if the word pants was substituted.)
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:47 pm
by norsenerd
<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> My question...who owns the pants hanging in my bathroom?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I do!
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:47 pm
by Muninn
Outside the local supermarket are three rows of trolleys with each row having about 70. After a few are used they are of course returned by the personel back to the rows. With so many trolleys and so many returns so fast, are the trolleys at the end EVER used?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:47 pm
by Supersmoke
<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Mar 31 2004, 05:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Mar 31 2004, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Outside the local supermarket are three rows of trolleys with each row having about 70. After a few are used they are of course returned by the personel back to the rows. With so many trolleys and so many returns so fast, are the trolleys at the end EVER used? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes.<br><br>I go back there and get them out, cuz I feel that they're sad trollies, since they don't get used. <!--emo&:)--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:16 pm
by Zylo
<!--QuoteBegin-MidnightRealism+Mar 30 2004, 11:14 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (MidnightRealism @ Mar 30 2004, 11:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> My question...who owns the pants hanging in my bathroom? <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I could use a new pair of jeans...I'm a 38 x 34. Sizes match?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:00 pm
by simon
Why is the sky green?
