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I am SICK and TIRED of LOGGING ON to chat with people because they requested it, then tell me that they want to COMMIT SUICIDE, and then scold me for not being SYMPATHETIC ENOUGH.

I've dealt with this REPEATEDLY for YEARS, for far too long. And they are all phonies anyway.

I snapped and just told them to do it, and then logged off.

ok.

Damn right it is ok. D:<

I always feel like doing that, but I can't help but fear maybe this is the one that's actually serious...

This person is never serious. I've been through this 800 million times with her. It's basically a "hmm, I feel a little blue. I could sure use some ego reinforcement right now!"

I've dealt with actual suicidal people before. I've learned to differentiate. 98% of the time it is nothing.

I am SICK and TIRED of LOGGING ON to chat with people because they requested it, then tell me that they want to COMMIT SUICIDE, and then scold me for not being SYMPATHETIC ENOUGH.

I've dealt with this REPEATEDLY for YEARS, for far too long. And they are all phonies anyway.

I snapped and just told them to do it, and then logged off.

Works for me. They ask for help, then clearly won't accept it, so the hell with them.

O Hay wuts ^ dramawhorez?

You're BREAKING my LIFE.

You're BREAKING my LIFE.

I meant THEM not YOU.

so, what?

SUICIDE HOTLINES EXIST FOR A REASON.

I foolishly enter these topics, expecting something that directly corresponds to the title. Maybe, one day, I'll look at the TC's name and go "OH SHI-" and run away. Maybe.


youredoingitwrong


(PSSSST. IT'S A RAZR.)


...er?


A picture is worth a thousand words (4,500 if there's a cat with a caption somewhere in the picture).


HOTLINKING ALERT.

People need to play Tomb Raider more often. That way, suicide is fun and satisfying.

Man did I ever suck at that game.