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Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:00 am**

Did you notice and believe that what you thought was butter truly wasn't?

Chuck Norris did.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:30 am**

What didn't Chuck Norris do?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:01 am**

What didn't Chuck Norris do?

Hand out flowers at the peace demonstration.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:40 am**

Cry despite the fact that his tears function as a cure for cancer?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:03 am**

ZOMG

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:49 pm**

Holy meep. To the Chuck Norris jokes, AND to the piccys.

I didn't notice all of those subtle differences!
(Looks at own art)
I need to, uh... go now.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:18 pm**

Today in my youth sermon for church we had a quiz game. Apparently Chuck Norris wasn't one of the three gifts given to Jesus. Imagine that!

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:51 pm**

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:54 pm**

Win!

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:56 pm**

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

More like he's a joke. Of the unfunny kind.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:35 pm**

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
More like he's a joke. Of the unfunny kind.

That's undeserved. It's not as if Chuck Norris made up the jokes himself in some crusade for an inflated ego or anything.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:52 pm**

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
More like he's a joke. Of the unfunny kind.
That's undeserved. It's not as if Chuck Norris made up the jokes himself in some crusade for an inflated ego or anything.

It would require more than one generation for fans erase the superiority of Bruce Lee and make Mr. Texas Ranger the ultimate tough guy.

And I think you're taking my comments way too seriously while trying to protect the man without a chin.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:26 pm**

FWIW, my mom once transcribed Chuck Norris dialog as part of a job. It was another 30-odd years before she knew about the jokes.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:11 am**

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
More like he's a joke. Of the unfunny kind.
That's undeserved. It's not as if Chuck Norris made up the jokes himself in some crusade for an inflated ego or anything.
It would require more than one generation for fans erase the superiority of Bruce Lee and make Mr. Texas Ranger the ultimate tough guy.

And I think you're taking my comments way too seriously while trying to protect the man without a chin.

I'm sorry but while Bruce Lee is in some good movies Chuck Norris is the better martial artists and thus the more awesome man.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:15 am**

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
More like he's a joke. Of the unfunny kind.
That's undeserved. It's not as if Chuck Norris made up the jokes himself in some crusade for an inflated ego or anything.
It would require more than one generation for fans erase the superiority of Bruce Lee and make Mr. Texas Ranger the ultimate tough guy.

And I think you're taking my comments way too seriously while trying to protect the man without a chin.

I'm sorry but while Bruce Lee is in some good movies Chuck Norris is the better martial artists and thus the more awesome man.

Well, it's not like Lee innovated a whole new type of martial art or anything as well as using them in movies, while Norris knew some martial arts and used them in movies.

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lol Chuck Norris (nothing to do with how to draw O&M)