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I tried to find the old 'show off your computers' thread but it alluded me so heres a new one :D

My systems are as follows:

Maticar -view picture
Motherboard: ASUS A8V-VM <GREEN> (Not sure why people care about this kind of spec...)
Processor: AMD Athlon x64 3500+ overclocked to 2.42 GHz
RAM: 1 Gig DDR400
Video Card: GeForce 6200TC 128mb/DDR2 (256mb with Turbocache on)
Sound Card: SoundBlaster Audigy 2 Gold
TV Card: WinFast TV2000XP
Hard Disks:

• Ryuu (C:) - 24.4 GB
• Ookami (E:) - 34.1 GB
• Usagi (F:) - 56.2 GB
• Kitsune (G:) - 149 GB
• Tora (H:) - 189 GB
• Raion (I:) - 19.5 GB
• Vista (Z:) - 14.6 GB

Operating Systems:

• Windows XP Professional
• Windows Vista Business Edition

Lida
Processor: Intel Celeron M 1.30 GHz
RAM: 256 MB
Video Card: Onboard
Sound Card: Onboard
Hard Disks:

• Neko (C:) - 17.7 GB
• Inu (D:) - 10.7 GB
• Linux Partition - 8.38 GB

Operating Systems:

• Windows XP Home
• Ubuntu Linux

Kai - view picture (Although Kai's dead at the moment due to a problem with the motherboad...)
Processor: Intel Pentium 4 HT 3.0 GHz
RAM: Not currently installed, normally 512 MB
Video Card: Nivida GeForce FX5200 128 MB
Sound Card: Onboard
Hard Disks:

• Local Disk (C:) - 80 GB

Operating Systems:

• No OS currently installed, just a load of anime on a blank drive xD

Name: Doubleo9
Motherboard: ASUS P4PE
Processor: Intel Pentium 4, 2.4 GHz
RAM: 1 GiB DDR SDRAM (non-ECC PC2700)
Video Card: nVidia GeForce4 MX 440 w/ AGP8X
Sound Card: Creative Labs SB Live
TV Card: Compro VideoMate M200
Hard Disks: 2 80 GB hard drives
Operating System: Gentoo Linux

Only going to tell you my desktop and server specs....Laptop is nice but not impressive any more.....

Raihin (desktop)
CPU(s): dual 3ghz intel (not duo or anything)
RAM: 1gig
Hard Drives: 2x120gig SATA in raid 0
Video Card: Nvidia 6600 GT
OS: Fedora Core 6 running linux 2.6.19

Riyo (server)
CPU: Intel Celeron 2.8ghz with 1MB cache
RAM: 1gig ECC
Hard Drives: 4x320gig SATA in raid 5 and raid 1 (depending on partition)
Video Card: NA/Headless
OS: Cent OS 4.4 running linux 2.6.9

My computer is beige.

Uh, here's my specs:

Black.
Has the following keys:

esc, f1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, f9, f10, f11, f12, prt sc, scroll, pause, delete, `, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, -, =, b, backspace, home, tab, q, w, e, r, t, y, u, i, o, p, [, ], \, pg up, caps lock, a, s, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, ;, ', enter, pg dn, shift, z, x, c, v, b, n, m, ,, ., /, shift again, end, fn, ctrl, /+/, alt, \, space, insert, alt, /+/, |=|, ^, <v>

Has a mouse. Two mouse buttons. On and off button, two volume buttons, some other buttons, screen.
Some other stuff that makes all that magic work...

Then there's my desktop, my older desktop, my even older desktop and that really really old laptop. I'll get back to them.

Computer I found sitting in the mud in an alley is what I'm using right now, I replaced the fried power supply and it works fine:

3GHZ PIII, 256 ram (200mhz DDR), 60GB harddrive, 64MB video card of some sort, TV tuner thing, and some other misc stuff including 2 DVD burners and like 8 USB ports, and some things I don't know what they do.

Running Ubuntu like a dream.

One of my best finds ever.

The joke answers are much appreciated in a thread begging for utterly trivial statistics.

Here are my computers, most of which I never gave names to.

this one
2.0GHz somethingorother, I do most of my busywork, listening to music, accessing the internet on this one. It crashes atleast once a day, but otherwise works good. It's the one I feel most comfortable on.

Carnival
WinXP more GHz than my other computers, A would-be overpowered gaming computer that I don't have enough power outlets to plug in speakers for atm to play any decent game. 5 case fans, noisy as hell. Seriously it's louder than the washing machine. Named for it's loudness and pointlessly annoying, bright spinning LEDs (which I've since stripped off).

unnamed Windows 98 computer
I play old games and keep backups on this.

Atros/ra.orar.ro
My web server, running on a Pentium 2 with 256mb ram. I don't think any parts in it are newer than 8 years.

the other one
Used to run BSD and host DC's database/ mail services until the hard drive was destroyed. Not used for anything atm.

(Macintosh)

Bwahahahahahaha!

Oh wait, you're serious.

No OS currently installed, just a load of anime on a blank drive xD

Heh. Nice.

Maticar -view picture

Is that a shot glass?

(Macintosh)

Bwahahahahahaha!

Oh wait, you're serious.

HAHAHAHAHAHA MACBASHING YOU'RE SO DAMN CLEVER

My computer is a small translucent sphere with a diameter of four inches. A few white and blue dots of light swirl within it and connect it via the astral plane to the monitor, scanner and printer. It is operated by will-power and mental commands.

Computer I found sitting in the mud in an alley is what I'm using right now, I replaced the fried power supply and it works fine:

3GHZ PIII, 256 ram (200mhz DDR), 60GB harddrive, 64MB video card of some sort, TV tuner thing, and some other misc stuff including 2 DVD burners and like 8 USB ports, and some things I don't know what they do.

Running Ubuntu like a dream.

One of my best finds ever.

Clearly I need to live near some better alleys.

Maticar -view picture

Is that a shot glass?

It is and it flashes too!

My computer is a small translucent sphere with a diameter of four inches. A few white and blue dots of light swirl within it and connect it via the astral plane to the monitor, scanner and printer. It is operated by will-power and mental commands.

If only the monitor output could be hooked up to your eyesight, it would seem almost perfect!