Talk Like a Ninja Day

DesertFoxCat · Postby **DesertFoxCat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:51 am

I don't think this exists. "Flying Star Attack!" But what do ninjas say?

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:32 am

They usually try to stay stealthy...

johndoe0028 · Postby **johndoe0028** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:49 am

"......."

likeafox · Postby **likeafox** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:08 am

BANZAIIIIIIIIII!! But that's only the instant before they assassinate their target. It would be a very messy holiday. Almost as bad as valentine's day...

simon · Postby **simon** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:09 am

im in ur teahouse, killin ur d00dz

DesertFoxCat · Postby **DesertFoxCat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:14 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Nov 4 2005, 05:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> They usually try to stay stealthy...  </td></tr></table>  I've got it! They talk in sign language.

likeafox · Postby **likeafox** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:15 am

I'm renaming this holiday "Talk like a deaf person day"

DesertFoxCat · Postby **DesertFoxCat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:33 am

Or interprative ninja jumping

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:48 pm

<a href='http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/' target='_blank'>Jump interpretively you say?</a>

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:15 pm

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso? I'm-a give it to you now Who like my chopstick hit you when I sh*t with my little-ass d*ck. Yellow If you wanna see me eat Jell-O I never seen nothin' like you before I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang? Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life You will fall down and break a leg Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't but I like fried rice and I got lice Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA! War when I hit you with the sh*t do a split Take a sh*t have to go eat my sh*t kung-fu Want my buffet? You f*cking gay, ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the f*ck away Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a p*ss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy sh*ts WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, b*tch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that sh*t burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow sh*t begins HAI YA Can't be tamed I got sh*t to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main So come on in babby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh Ahh, CKY.... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' />

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:28 pm

Interesting what you did and did not censor, Rooster. That jumping animation reminds me of those banner ads where you shoot something and win a prize. Still, I like the ninja kitty. I've long believed that anthro-cats would make natural ninjas. Depending what counts as a ninja, you could observe this day by saying things like "Cowabunga, dudes!" <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:45 pm

I don't think the turtles were real ninjas...

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:47 pm

There were tenage and mutant in adition ot being ninja turtles.

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:17 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tom Flapwell @ Nov 4 2005, 04:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Interesting what you did and did not censor, Rooster.  </td></tr></table>  Whoops ^^; Fixed it now though.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:35 pm

<a href='http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=50' target='_blank'>Talk like a ninja you say?</a>

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