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Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:43 am

here is me tlking to that n00b 5h lol  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <_5hfifty> i can play one of those string things <_5hfifty> on the guitar things <Arloest_NoRCT3> omg I always wanted to do that! <Arloest_NoRCT3> How do u do that? <_5hfifty> hax <_5hfifty> llool u n00b <Arloest_NoRCT3> gee, you don't have to be so mean about it. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad <_5hfifty> stfu!!!!!!!!!! <Arloest_NoRCT3> omg no u stfu <_5hfifty> ok <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> <Arloest_NoRCT3> aw <Arloest_NoRCT3> soory its ok you 5h dood <Arloest_NoRCT3> u rok! <_5hfifty> hahaha loser u fel for it <Arloest_NoRCT3> omg u looozer <Arloest_NoRCT3> u r a idiot! <_5hfifty> yay <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> <Arloest_NoRCT3> o ok so u admit/ ok. <Arloest_NoRCT3> Whee, that was fun. <_5hfifty> indeed </td></tr></table>

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:12 am

Okat this one en't from a chat but it's good enough for me to stretch the rules.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Someone broke into our house last night! My Aunt and I hardly got any sleep at all after it happened. About 2 AM we both heard something on the roof and then a big noise downstairs. I told my Aunt it was probably just squirrels again, but she thought it might be a burglar. We were both too afraid to even call the cops! We just stood in the hallway hoping nobody would come upstairs. After about 10 minutes we didn't hear anything so we went downstairs to look. What a mess! There were ashes from the fireplace all over the floor. It looked like some animal had fallen down the chimney, but there was nothing there anymore. But I know something had been there because a box of cookies I left out were eaten! And the milk I left for the cat right before I went to bed was all gone. I figured the squirrels were hungry. But get this: when I looked around the fireplace, there were tracks in the soot. Looked like a guy with big boots had been stomping around. That's when we called the cops. They said they couldn't come over for a while. Apparently there were reports like this from all over town and the cops were really busy. Pretty scary, huh?</td></tr></table>

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:54 am

Wow... that happend last night to me too! Freaky stuff, man.

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:27 am

(00:25:23) ***Ibun snugsacollie. (00:25:30) rf_36ft`: brb, taking socks off (00:25:31) ***Civil[collie] snugs (00:25:41) rf_36ft`: back (00:25:59) Civil[collie]: wb <.< (00:26:17) Ibun: heh

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:52 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Dragon Wing @ Dec 26 2004, 02:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wow... that happend last night to me too! Freaky stuff, man.  </td></tr></table>  I didn't have this problem, I built a fire in the fireplace that night. There was coal scattered all over the front lawn, though.

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:07 pm

Was in #definecynical last night, coolsteve64 was discussing coloring methods (so to speak), and somehow this came up:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <coolsteve64> I'm using the color guide for that * GhostWay is now known as EvilGhostWay <coolsteve64> Caigan's color guide <Tavis> Oh. <Tavis> ^-^ <EvilGhostWay> The problem with Caigan's color guide he has posted on his site is that it's a low-quality JPEG that has more artifacts than the Smithsonian.</td></tr></table>  Sincere apologies to Caigan, of course.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:55 am

Not made up. (SmarterChild is a bot if you didn't already know).  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Dragon Wing Plus: I'm taking my own life! smarterchild: Good night. :-) </td></tr></table>

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:18 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tonight's Gaim session)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (23:32:36) ***Felix curls up on the floor (23:32:42) Felix: Forum drama is amusing (23:35:30) Tavis: heh. I prefer Shakespeare. (23:36:01) Tavis: Hm.. What would you consider forum drama? Comedy or Tragedy? (23:36:29) Felix: Comedy <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /></td></tr></table>

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:06 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (#definecynical @ time stamps below)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (22:53:02) Arloest: Test (22:53:14) Arloest: Is this purple? (22:53:22) Ankaris_Allies: yup (22:53:24) Dr_Dos: yeah (22:53:30) Zaaphod: yeup (22:53:33) Arloest: Sweet (22:54:34) Zaaphod: using purple will make Tavis go bananas <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> (22:54:51) Tavis: @_@ (22:55:03) Zaaphod: hehe (22:55:38) Zaaphod: especially if said purple things are bikinis <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> (22:55:41) ***Zaaphod hides (22:55:42) Dr_Dos: as will calling him Travis, but that may cause him to go into a rage induced killing spree (22:55:44) Tavis: >.> (22:55:51) Tavis: GRRRRR (22:56:00) ***Tavis gets a hammer. (22:56:04) Zaaphod: eep! (22:56:22) ***Tavis chases after Dr_Dos. (22:56:32) ***Arloest takes the hammer (22:56:34) Tavis: HSSSS (22:56:35) Arloest: Don't steal my hammers (22:56:40) Dr_Dos: success (22:56:42) Zaaphod: aww (22:56:45) Tavis: ffft ffft! (22:56:53) Arloest: Triple Forte (22:57:00) Tavis: Yup! (22:57:00) Zaaphod: hehe (22:57:29) Tavis: It is allowed. (22:57:30) Arloest: It (22:57:31) Tavis: *snrrk* (22:57:50) Arloest: (22:58:03) Tavis: It's funnier when you say my response. (22:58:08) Arloest: How come there was a huge red line undernearth "Sweet" (22:58:28) Tavis: aloud. (22:58:30) Zaaphod: there was? (22:58:47) Zaaphod: gah! (22:59:14) Tavis: ? (22:59:17) ***Zaaphod wants to hammer on Tavis for that pun (22:59:22) Tavis: *snrrk*</td></tr></table>

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:31 am

I was browsing SheezyArt and came across a description for one of the drawings:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Out of the Shadow)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Me: *glomp* Eva! Eva: What The Hell! Who The Heck Are You! Me: Eva, I've found you and I'm NEVER letting Go! I will wuv you for ever and Ever, yes I will! Eva: *confused as all hell* Me: *starts draging Eva away* I will feed you, and clean up after you, and wuv you, and play with you, and..... Eva: *gasp* Someone HELP!</td></tr></table>

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:47 am

(04:40:19) Ibun: What are you doing bro? o.o (04:40:19) rf` <AUTO-REPLY> : IM SLEEPIN WITH A GIRL!

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:10 am

Hahahaha, Ibun's made me laugh outloud.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:53 am

eep, delete

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:30 am

That's the funniest convo ever, Doog.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:38 am

yeah, it was. the band KISS, a your mother joke, and something I stole off of MadTV all in one.

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