1. An all-you-can-eat Buffet should not turn away people.
They don't where I live!
2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
They need help.
3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
That's a bit harsh, mayby they're just confused or not thinking right.
4. Microsoft does have a nickel for everytime Windows fails.
That I understand.
5. France pantsless sucks.
The Pink Panther was still funny.
6. Eastern Russians are Asian.
I wouldn't know.
7. Not all people from Iraq are bad.
Very true.
8. Bestialty is wrong.
HELL yes.
9. Necrophilia is worse.
Yes.
10. Bestiality is often spelled "beastiality".
I'm not a that particularly touchy about spelling, as long as I understand what they're saying.
11. Cartoons will not rot a kids brain.
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, but generally they don't.
12. Don't blame your kids behavior on tv...
Try telling my mom that.
13. If your kid blames video games for his actions, he/she is either stupid or your just a pantsless bad parent.
I play plenty of Rated M games, and I may be a bit morbid, but other than that I'm pretty normal.
14. College allows way too many idiots in.
I'm a freshman in highschool, wouldn't know.
15. I'd do that shit too for how much the "Jackass" crew gets paid.
Depends on how painful.
16. Jehovahs witnesses are not that bad... they just talk a lot.
Never met one.
17. Mormons are pretty bad.
Never met one of them either.
18. Jewish people are okay... and come on, they totally have a reason to be mad all the time.
Some are, kinda differs.
19. Don't listen to critics, listen to majorities.
True.
20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
I personally don't like it, but my brother and sister do.
21. Hawaii isn't as great as we think.
Never been.
22. Rape is actually a good thing.
Say what?
23. I don't condone rape.
I'm confused.....
24. Cold Stone Creamery pantsless rules.
Never heard of them.(Until now obviously.)
25. Pink is a manly colour... unless it's on a fat guy.
Depends on how it's used.
26. Overly muscular is just as gross as being obese.
Pretty much, yeah.
27. Anorexia is pretty disgusting.
And sad too.
28. Bulimia is worse.
Yeah.
29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
That's what I would do.
30. Cashiers don't care what you think.
I don't blame them.
31. Managers are paid to be nice to you... remember that.
They're paid good to.
32. Not every toy is unsafe for children.
I guess so.
33. Your child is a dumbnut if he/she lacks common sense.
My brother.
34. Teenage pregnancy is both sad and funny.
Pitifull as well.
35. If you dont' know who the father is, you freakin' fail.
That's not that big of a group.
36. If you need Maury to help you, you fail even more.
Don't know them.
37. Jerry Springer should always be your last resort.
He says it all.
38. Goths are not emos.
I can see that.
39. Satanists are not evil.
They aren't?
40. Not all Satanists believe in Satan.
What? (I'm gonna look up Satanism....)
So, I'm sitting in my room for about... 2 hours.
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1. An all-you-can-eat Buffet should not turn away people.
Well if they weren't so darned expensive...
2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
I'll take it on a case-by-case basis
3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
...that's one way of putting it, yes
4. Microsoft does have a nickel for everytime Windows fails.
You think Microsoft gets a nickel every time Windows fails? (tech support fees, repair costs, etc.)
5. France pantsless sucks.
No comment
6. Eastern Russians are Asian.
Define "asian"
7. Not all people from Iraq are bad.
Of course!
8. Bestialty is wrong.
Agreed.
9. Necrophilia is worse.
I don't know about worse, but... still, ew.
10. Bestiality is often spelled "beastiality".
Don't we have spellcheckers for that?
11. Cartoons will not rot a kids brain.
Cartoons in general, no.
12. Don't blame your kids behavior on tv...
It's not the TV's fault if you don't forcibly drag someone outside every once in a while.
13. If your kid blames video games for his actions, he/she is either stupid or your just a pantsless bad parent.
True.
14. College allows way too many idiots in.
I don't know about the place you're studying in, but mine seems to be okay.
15. I'd do that shit too for how much the "Jackass" crew gets paid.
...I have no idea what you're talking about here
16. Jehovahs witnesses are not that bad... they just talk a lot.
Don't know any of them
17. Mormons are pretty bad.
Cameron's mentioned he's a Mormon, if I remember correctly, and he seems to be a nice guy.
18. Jewish people are okay... and come on, they totally have a reason to be mad all the time.
(see #16)
19. Don't listen to critics, listen to majorities.
I tend to listen to reason instead
20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
No, but vacuums and black holes do
21. Hawaii isn't as great as we think.
Really?
22. Rape is actually a good thing.
NO. Just NO.
23. I don't condone rape.
Yes.
24. Cold Stone Creamery pantsless rules.
I do not know who/what he/she/it is
25. Pink is a manly colour... unless it's on a fat guy.
A PE teacher I know once said "pink is masculine, blue is feminine", still don't know if he was serious about it though.
26. Overly muscular is just as gross as being obese.
Oh heck yes.
27. Anorexia is pretty disgusting.
Not quite disgusting so much as it is pitiful.
28. Bulimia is worse.
Now that is disgusting.
29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
30. Cashiers don't care what you think.
They're just doing their job, and minding their own?
31. Managers are paid to be nice to you... remember that.
A good manager would have to be nice. Firm, strict, but still nice.
32. Not every toy is unsafe for children.
Like some toys that were designed to be safe for childen?
33. Your child is a dumbnut if he/she lacks common sense.
If you child lacks common sense, theh he/she lacks common sense. No more, no less. (Hey, I have a dysfunctional sense of common, and I managed to graduate from a flippin' science high school!)
34. Teenage pregnancy is both sad and funny.
Sad, but not funny.
35. If you dont' know who the father is, you freakin' fail.
Probably
36. If you need Maury to help you, you fail even more.
...who's Maury?
37. Jerry Springer should always be your last resort.
Eh, there are worse last resorts. I think.
38. Goths are not emos.
Yes, though they seem to register similarly on the general reputation scale.
39. Satanists are not evil.
Not necessarily. Thought that sort of depends on your definition of "evil".
40. Not all Satanists believe in Satan.
...really? I did not know that.
Well if they weren't so darned expensive...
2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
I'll take it on a case-by-case basis
3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
...that's one way of putting it, yes
4. Microsoft does have a nickel for everytime Windows fails.
You think Microsoft gets a nickel every time Windows fails? (tech support fees, repair costs, etc.)
5. France pantsless sucks.
No comment
6. Eastern Russians are Asian.
Define "asian"
7. Not all people from Iraq are bad.
Of course!
8. Bestialty is wrong.
Agreed.
9. Necrophilia is worse.
I don't know about worse, but... still, ew.
10. Bestiality is often spelled "beastiality".
Don't we have spellcheckers for that?
11. Cartoons will not rot a kids brain.
Cartoons in general, no.
12. Don't blame your kids behavior on tv...
It's not the TV's fault if you don't forcibly drag someone outside every once in a while.
13. If your kid blames video games for his actions, he/she is either stupid or your just a pantsless bad parent.
True.
14. College allows way too many idiots in.
I don't know about the place you're studying in, but mine seems to be okay.
15. I'd do that shit too for how much the "Jackass" crew gets paid.
...I have no idea what you're talking about here
16. Jehovahs witnesses are not that bad... they just talk a lot.
Don't know any of them
17. Mormons are pretty bad.
Cameron's mentioned he's a Mormon, if I remember correctly, and he seems to be a nice guy.
18. Jewish people are okay... and come on, they totally have a reason to be mad all the time.
(see #16)
19. Don't listen to critics, listen to majorities.
I tend to listen to reason instead
20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
No, but vacuums and black holes do
21. Hawaii isn't as great as we think.
Really?
22. Rape is actually a good thing.
NO. Just NO.
23. I don't condone rape.
Yes.
24. Cold Stone Creamery pantsless rules.
I do not know who/what he/she/it is
25. Pink is a manly colour... unless it's on a fat guy.
A PE teacher I know once said "pink is masculine, blue is feminine", still don't know if he was serious about it though.
26. Overly muscular is just as gross as being obese.
Oh heck yes.
27. Anorexia is pretty disgusting.
Not quite disgusting so much as it is pitiful.
28. Bulimia is worse.
Now that is disgusting.
29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
30. Cashiers don't care what you think.
They're just doing their job, and minding their own?
31. Managers are paid to be nice to you... remember that.
A good manager would have to be nice. Firm, strict, but still nice.
32. Not every toy is unsafe for children.
Like some toys that were designed to be safe for childen?
33. Your child is a dumbnut if he/she lacks common sense.
If you child lacks common sense, theh he/she lacks common sense. No more, no less. (Hey, I have a dysfunctional sense of common, and I managed to graduate from a flippin' science high school!)
34. Teenage pregnancy is both sad and funny.
Sad, but not funny.
35. If you dont' know who the father is, you freakin' fail.
Probably
36. If you need Maury to help you, you fail even more.
...who's Maury?
37. Jerry Springer should always be your last resort.
Eh, there are worse last resorts. I think.
38. Goths are not emos.
Yes, though they seem to register similarly on the general reputation scale.
39. Satanists are not evil.
Not necessarily. Thought that sort of depends on your definition of "evil".
40. Not all Satanists believe in Satan.
...really? I did not know that.
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I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
It doesn't matter I'm trying to get hit by a car anyway.
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
It doesn't matter I'm trying to get hit by a car anyway.
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Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
If you put peanutbutter anywhere on your body, I'll lick it off...
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.
My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
Whichever church, Christian or not, that floats your boat.I don't agree with a sizeable chunk of the original post, and some of it seems to contradict other bits, but its a free internet and I'm not thought police.
Travis Fox - #3, I'm guessing you're talking about the Christian church (?) if so, which Christian church?
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I'm not even from a Ghetto family (I'm a redneck) we do the same thing.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
Mostly Harmless
If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
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That works... until you get thrown into jail.If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
If you put peanutbutter anywhere on your body, I'll lick it off...
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.
My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
But see that's the beauty of it. The kids will end up in "the system" and will be MUCH worse off than they were before... and then they'll realize just how good they had it.That works... until you get thrown into jail.If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
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...But see that's the beauty of it. The kids will end up in "the system" and will be MUCH worse off than they were before... and then they'll realize just how good they had it.That works... until you get thrown into jail.If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
Never thought about it that way.
If you put peanutbutter anywhere on your body, I'll lick it off...
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.
My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
...But see that's the beauty of it. The kids will end up in "the system" and will be MUCH worse off than they were before... and then they'll realize just how good they had it.That works... until you get thrown into jail.If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
Never thought about it that way.
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5th time I've seen that picture... no longer funny.[img]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/ ... f7.jpg[img]...But see that's the beauty of it. The kids will end up in "the system" and will be MUCH worse off than they were before... and then they'll realize just how good they had it.That works... until you get thrown into jail.If you want them to really learn a lesson, sell tickets.Lol, no.29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
...if at all, at least do it out of sight of everyone else
In my family (and in most Ghetto families I know of), you beat that child in front of people. The little troublemaker will learn his/her lesson.
Never thought about it that way.
If you put peanutbutter anywhere on your body, I'll lick it off...
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.
My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
Thank the deity or principle of your choice that we don't have people like you working at suicide prevention hotlines.2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
You got to speak your mind, now we're speaking ours. Don't act surprised when people call you out for being an ass.Also, I wonder why people voted "yes" on the "Is Priest a terrible person". I guess speaking your mind is a bad thing.
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Oh please, I really didn't care what you people think... if I did care I wouldn't have put an "yes" option up there.Thank the deity or principle of your choice that we don't have people like you working at suicide prevention hotlines.2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
You got to speak your mind, now we're speaking ours. Don't act surprised when people call you out for being an ass.Also, I wonder why people voted "yes" on the "Is Priest a terrible person". I guess speaking your mind is a bad thing.
...
You seem angry.
If you put peanutbutter anywhere on your body, I'll lick it off...
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.
My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
ANYWHERE.
My deviantart... though it does suck.My FA... nothing's on it right now, so there's no point to click it.
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