Wal-Mart Pranks

[Amaroq]

Perhaps the tiny rocks contained within the mud scratched the paint as the person was writing in it.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Is was thinking, wouldn't putting mud all over the car cause the little grains to scratch away at the paint?

[Softpaw]

It only scratches the wax, which is reapplied anyway (our mud is soft here <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). It's a trick I learned from other car show folks, if your showcar is a daily driver, get your car dirty before winter and keep it that way and it'll slow down the effects of road chemicals on high-gloss paint.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Ahh, soft mud.<br>Hey I just realised something, I'm kinda doing the same with my bike cuz I always ride through mud puddles at every opportunity (them mud guards just don't do a thing).

[Arloest]

Bomb Wal-Mart. That'd be pretty funny. (jk)<br>Seriously though, go to some waterfountain, clog the drain, tape the little button so that the spout runs forever, put some soap from the bathrooms in the fountains, watch it overflow, start a Slip n' Slide contest.<br>Better yet, start a slip and slide contest without the water.<br>

[ShadOtterdan]

Slide majestically over the wet floor parts (you should do this at a partial crouch until you are good enough to do it without falling) this also works in areas with a lot of dust.

[Amaroq]

Go into their bathroom, select one of the 'stand up toilets'. You know, the ones you can only pee in.<br><br>Lock the door to the bathroom if you wish, then Take a Dump in the stand up toilet. The next person to walk into the bathroom will see a huge turd in the stand up toilet. Thats not gonna go away no matter how many times they flush.<br><br>I've seriousely considered doing that sometime. Not necesarily in a Wal Mart.

[Richard K Niner]

So, basically, defecate in a urinal. <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> I see...

[GhostWay]

Another thing to do is go in dressed as a sterrotypical pagan. Basically, a dark hooded robe, a wooden staff and maybe a necklace-type-thing with a pentagram attached. Then just walk around the store and do nonsensical latin-sounding chants. Loudly.<br><br>A friend of mine did this once. It took the employees 20 minutes to find someone who wasn't afraid of him to take him out of the store.

[Archaemic]

These are GOLD. Too bad I never go to Wal-Marts =P

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ahh, soft mud.<br>Hey I just realised something, I'm kinda doing the same with my bike cuz I always ride through mud puddles at every opportunity (them mud guards just don't do a thing). <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You're bike has mud gaurds? Not really a professional model I take it.<br><br>Now, a bike with Mudd gaurds might be useful!

[Henohenomoheji]

hmm...<br><br>You know those sections of the store where they have candy in the jars with a scoop?<br><br>What if you put choco-lax in one of those?<br><br>Or, you could just climb on top of the shelves and run around like a ninja. Just don't fall. If you fall, you fail.<br><br>...I haven't actually done these, I'm just throwing ideas out there.<br><br>...That car battery in the toilet sounds fun >:D

[Ozy]

Go to the car sterio department and turn them all the way up on a station that has music no one can stand and dance to the music.

[IRT_BMT_IND]

<!--QuoteBegin-Oni Lukos+Dec 31 2004, 02:00 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Oni Lukos @ Dec 31 2004, 02:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> These are GOLD. Too bad I never go to Wal-Marts =P <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You don't have to do these in Wal-Mart. They'll work in just about any big-box department store (Sears, Zellers, Target, The Bay)

[Henohenomoheji]

What if you get caught?<br><br>...Besides death and dishonor on your whole family for generations to come, I mean?<br><br>Kidding. But seriously, what if you get caught?