Where do y'all live?

[Arloest]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Oct 31 2003, 07:54 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Oct 31 2003, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A town near Houston Texas called Pasadena <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Wow, had no idea somone on this board lived so freakin close to me.<br>I live in Houston, TX. Well, actully, no I don't. I don't live ANYWHERE. I live in "An Unauthorized Part of Harris County". But the closest city I live to is Jersey Village (A suburb just Northwest of Houston). So, uh, yeah.

[Maeglin]

As Kurt Cobain said, "I grew up in a redneck logger town called Aberdeen, WA."<br><br>Yup, fits the description well, except i'm still stuck here.<br><br><img src='http://hobo.mancubus.net/blah.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[Tavis]

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Mar 18 2004, 11:41 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Mar 18 2004, 11:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Oct 31 2003, 07:54 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Oct 31 2003, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A town near Houston Texas called Pasadena <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Wow, had no idea somone on this board lived so freakin close to me.<br>I live in Houston, TX. Well, actully, no I don't. I don't live ANYWHERE. I live in "An Unauthorized Part of Harris County". But the closest city I live to is Jersey Village (A suburb just Northwest of Houston). So, uh, yeah. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I noticed as soon as I saw your introduction in The Airport. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+ Jan 11 2004, 10:03 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Jan 11 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hi! I'm Angela A.K.A. Dragon Wing. Ozy and Millie is one of my all-time favorite comic strips, and I'm so glad there's a forum about it! I can <i>finally</i> have discussions over it!<br>Anyway, I'm 18 years old, live in Houston, Texas and an Ozy and Millie lover.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><!--QuoteBegin-myself+ Jan 12 2004, 12:10 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (myself @ Jan 12 2004, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Welcome aboard, Dragon Wing! Nice to see another Texan around here, and of course, kudos on the avatar.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Oops.. I see where the confusion came from. *sheepish grin* Sorry! Well, glad <b>THAT'S</b> cleared up.

[Henohenomoheji]

If I live here, then you people are in my house. If that's the case, are we having a party? or are you all burglars? snoop kids who solve mysteries; I don't see a funny talking dog anywhere... government officials? I DID NOTHING! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!<br><br>...or is it just a party?

[Tavis]

Party? Naw, we're just Zen People With Nothing Better to Do.<br><br>*pause* <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Wait. What?

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Mar 19 2004, 01:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Mar 19 2004, 01:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Party? Naw, we're just Zen People With Nothing Better to Do.<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Two great parties that party great together.<br>

[Zylo]

I guess wherever you're from, you think it sucks. We all think that we're in the worst, most dead-end area in the world, but then again, I'm willing to bet about 95% of people hate where they live. It's just what you get used to.

[Softpaw]

I technically live in Harrisonburg, VA, but I spend the vast majority of my time at my friend's house up in the mountains in Rawley Springs/Hinton, VA. The map shows Rawley Springs (red star), Harrisonburg (labeled, duh), and the West Virginia border, less than ten miles west of the red star. Population: 400.<br><br>[EDIT: It's not very clear on that map, but the VA/WV border is that blue line to the west, marked Pendleton on the WV side and Augusta on the VA side]

[Henohenomoheji]

If you live in Texas:<br><br><br>It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. <br><br>A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. <br><br>It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. <br><br>The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. <br><br>When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. [<!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->] <br><br>It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. <br><br>You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. <br><br>A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. <br><br>It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. <br><br>It is illegal to milk another person's cow. <br><br> <br>

[Arloest]

<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+Apr 6 2004, 05:29 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm @ Apr 6 2004, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If you live in Texas:<br><br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Drinking and Standing is bad for you!<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. <br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Aw man... I got a ton of letters to write. >_<<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I have to write some letters to the peace officer too, then.<br><br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Uh... anyone want a book for cheap?<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>This train in front of me is never going to go, is it? (This sounds like a law written by Dumbya.)<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>For tearing off and batting conductors in the head when they will never move?<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I have money problems. I can sure use some support! *looks down at guy on the street and grins*<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Anyone here have 5 bucks I can burrow?<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Does this mean I have to write a letter to the buffalo?<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal to milk another person's cow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>*throws hands up in the air* Well there goes my weekend!

[Henohenomoheji]

Is 18 old enough to be drinking <b>legally</b> in the first place?<br><br>I forget all these age law thingies.<br><br>I just don't do stuff.

[Dr. Dos]

As far as I know everywhere in America it's 21.

[Tavis]

<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+Apr 6 2004, 05:29 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm @ Apr 6 2004, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If you live in Texas:<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Ooh! I gotta read this one!<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Okay.. no problem there...<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Cool! So, if I write the letter, can I get away with committing it? Hmm.. this is vewwy interesting.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Uh huh...<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>It does? Whoa. *leaves to check something* Hm.. Volume 2's missing.. <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I wonder how Metro's light rail plans to get around that..<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Oops.. better get those little buggers replaced. Or write another letter.. hehe<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>hehe<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Well, there goes ANOTHER letter...<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>What if it's a one-story hotel and you're shooting from the roof? Does it have to be from a hotel? And will shooting from the third story be okay?<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> It is illegal to milk another person's cow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Even if the other person asks nicely?

[Phoxphyre]

I live in a secluded part of Ohio known as Nashport, near a more well-known city known as Zanesville, on a road called State Route 146. It is a peaceful hamlet, but there have been strange happenings as of late. Disappearances, murders, kidnappings and such. We didn't know what we were to do. People stopped coming through this part of Ohio altogether. Those who once lived here were finding the area unsafe and moving to quieter places. Nashport was to become a ghost town! Until...<br><br>Janet Reno saves the day! Boy am I ever glad I wrote this! Why am I awake again?

[Arloest]

Ya know, it used to be perfectly legal to drink and drive in Texas.