Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Loeln]

The Truth Revealed-

<Loeln> So I'd been cleaning house the other day, and I came across some brightly wrapped boxes stowed away, high up on a shelf.
<Loeln> I decided I'd go see what they were.
<Tai> you didn't
<Tai> Loe you scrooge
<Loeln> I pulled up a stool, climbed up, reached as high as I could, and managed to get a hold of one.
<Loeln> It was red. With a tag.
<Loeln> I read it, and it said "To: LC. From: Santa."
<Loeln> That can only mean one thing...
<Loeln> Santa must go around dropping off presents before Christmas Eve, so the parents will put them under the tree!
<Loeln> That's how he does it all in one night!
<Loeln> By not doing it in one night at all!
<Loeln> He must be awesome at scheduling!
<Loeln> Like say, all the gifts for Asia, he'll go around from December 1-10 dropping off gifts since it's so large,
<Loeln> then for the 11 through 16, he'll do Europe!

[The Donmeister]

I laughed at that. Very funny. Actually, that seems like something Millie might say.

[Muninn]

No, see, the secret is in the time zones of the world. Santa starts out at the very east then as he travels westward he always finds himself at about the same time at each stop.

[Niko123000]

Whoops. Revival.

Anywho, me and Chris had a sort of... 'Zen' moment.

=]Chris[= says:
school is somewhat r0xx0r, HOMEWORK SUCKS MONKEYS
Border Walker says:
My School is awesome for the most part, but I get WAY to much homework from it.
=]Chris[= says:
payback
Border Walker says:
It's funny too, cause I go to a school you wouldn't expect a lot of homework from
=]Chris[= says:
awesome school = S**Tloads of homework
=]Chris[= says:
yeah
=]Chris[= says:
unexpect the expected D:
Border Walker says:
uh... don't you mean, Expect the Unexpected?
=]Chris[= says:
yeah
=]Chris[= says:
reverse thingy ftw
=]Chris[= says:
like draw by not attemping to draw D:
Border Walker says:
ZEN!

[Muninn]

Apparently this was from 10th December...

Astro> This physics is beyond me
<Astro> Must be quantum.
<Astro> Silly quantum, is there anything you can't do?
<Ravendawn> Can it make the tea?
<Astro> Hm..
<Ravendawn> Can it ride a bike?
<Ravendawn> Can it sing, cry, laugh?
<Astro> That requires advanced quantum field theory
<Tai> Can it quantify the anomalies during the decelleration of a centrifuge?
<Tai> oh wai
<Astro> Er..
<Ravendawn> Can it draw a comic about two young foxes?
<Astro> My method breaks down here
<Ravendawn> Evidently it cannot, we are therefore forced to expel quantum from the academy
<Ravendawn> All who agree lower your trousers and light your farts
<Astro> But it tries hard!
<Astro> Oh bogus. Hot chocolate everywhere.
<Ravendawn> A consensus cannot be reached at this time, the august gentlemen in the board of directors have failed to fart
<Astro> I just washed this shirt!
|<-- Kelix has left random.acidchat.net (Ping timeout)
<Ravendawn> Quantum stays for now but must perform seventeen cartwheels after evensong

[Loeln]

A minnow sized conversation.

<Ibun> TIME TO LISTEN TO OUR SONG
<Fekeal> Okay
<Fekeal> What song is it?
<_5hfifty> it's mrs robinson by simon and garfunkel
<Fekeal> Sounds hardcore
<Ibun> A Sweet Summer's Night on Hammer Hill by Jens Lekman
<Tavis> Aww
<Ibun> You bet!
<_5hfifty> i thought it was so long and thanks for all the fish
<Tavis> No, that was a different tuna. :P
<Ibun> ...
<_5hfifty> i see what u did thar
<Tavis> The key is in sea-flat. <°)))><
<Ibun> I knew he was up to something fishy.
<Ibun> ...
<Ibun> ..............
<Ibun> D:
<Fekeal> Now who says C flat?
<Fekeal> Why not just say B?
<Tavis> But B doesn't sound fishy.
<Ibun> I'll get you tavis.
<Ibun> Someday.
<Loeln> I think that pun went rather swimingly.
<Ibun> SOMEDAY
<Loeln> Not watered down at all.
<Ibun> SHUT UP D:
<Tavis> Don't worry. I'm finished.
<Tavis> err..
* Ibun cries.
<Tavis> D'oh!
<Loeln> Too salty?
<Fekeal> You made Ibun cry :(
<Loeln> An ocean of tears? D:
<Fekeal> I WANT THE iPHONE!
<Fekeal> I WON'T LOSE THIS PHONE I PROMISE!
<_5hfifty> it's supposed to be crap
<Loeln> Whale, You can't loose that phone.
<Loeln> Orca-n you?
<Fekeal> YOU'RE supposed to be crap >:@
<_5hfifty> i just downloaded skype
<_5hfifty> we should all do skype one day
<Fekeal> Totally
<Fekeal> When my parents aren't around
<Fekeal> My voice is all deep and manly
<_5hfifty> then you can yell stuff like poo and bum
<Ibun> I already have skype
<Tavis> or "I'm a pretty pretty princess!"
<Loeln> I think that'd be a fish story, though.
<Tavis> I thought we were done with the fish thing.
<Loeln> There are so many to do,
<Loeln> I haven't even breached the surface.
<Loeln> D:
<Loeln> Some, I'm pretty sure,
<Loeln> are fintastic.
<Loeln> Ah well. Maybe some other night I can get someone to take the bait.
<Loeln> If Tai were here, then!
<Loeln> 'Eel go for anything.
<Ibun> >_>
<Fekeal> aaaaa
<Loeln> Not to trout it about or anything, yet I reel-y like to net one good dialogue every now and then.
<Ibun> one more pun and I leave :x
<Fekeal> Pun-t
* Ibun has quit IRC (Quit: >:| )
<Loeln> Suppose I'd best cash in my fish and chips, then.
<Loeln> The brief ones can be a breath of fresh water, too, I suppose.
<Loeln> And that we can all algea on.

[The MAZZTer]

Random chat from a random channel on a random server.

[22:47:42|*] <Vash> my sister just pasted this to me..
[22:47:42|*] <Vash> I really like Freddie Prinze jr. and heard his father was famous and died tragically. What was his name?

[Ibun]

(11:21:22) The topic for #nymphofurs is: Nymphofurs, For when ya just can't get enough hawt zombie action @.@ Now brought to you by Umbrella Corp.
(11:21:23) ***Aglaia wonders if Ibun brought anything for her.
(11:21:24) mode (+v Ibun) by Aglaia
(11:21:33) ***Ibun gives Aglaia a knuckle sammich ;x
(11:21:36) ***Aglaia looks at Ibun confuzzledly...
(11:23:39) ***Aglaia runs around madly.
(11:23:53) CuddlyTeddyBear: heh
(11:25:11) Ibun: I'm stronger than I thought.

(Aglaia is a bot that says things when you say her name or just pops up with a comment from time to time.)

[Tum0spoo]

<Tavis> or "I'm a pretty pretty princess!"

:3

[Ibun]

(22:59:51) Arloest: IM listening to Vanessa Carlton
(22:59:56) Arloest: Does that make me a white chick
(23:00:07) Ibun: no
(23:00:09) Ibun: but your skin does.
(23:00:10) Tai: you live in texas
(23:00:12) Tai: = white
(23:00:13) Arloest: Ive actually been mistaken for Vanessa Carlton
(23:00:15) Tai: you're on the internet
(23:00:18) Tai: = male
(23:00:25) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:25) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:27) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:27) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:28) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:28) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:29) Tai: nooooo
(23:00:29) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:30) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:31) Tai: aaaaaaC

[Angstwolf]

That's persistence.

But Tai's right...C

[Foxchild]

(23:00:15) Tai: you're on the internet
(23:00:18) Tai: = male
(23:00:25) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:25) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:27) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:27) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:28) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:28) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:29) Tai: nooooo
(23:00:29) Tai left the room (Kicked by Arloest (Arloest)).
(23:00:30) Tai [E6326RB@Acidchat-9B7A8DA8.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(23:00:31) Tai: aaaaaa

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[nickspoon]

<A_SN> dammit, I broke my knob D:
<A_SN> now I need to buy a new one. anyone know of any cool ones?
<A_SN> nickspoon : i acted dumb, I thought you kinda had to unscrew it, and I broke the thing in it that prevents it from turning around

[Burning Sheep Productions]

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[Loeln]

http://definecynical.net/viewtopic.php?p=139858#139858

Buried. D: