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My name means "The one who hates his pantsless computer with ever fiber of his hairy northern being and will one day throw it out a crapping window"...

...in Welsh that is.

You liar. Everybody knows Welsh doesn't have vowels.

My name means "The one who hates his pantsless computer with ever fiber of his hairy northern being and will one day throw it out a crapping window"...

...in Welsh that is.

You liar. Everybody knows Welsh doesn't have vowels.

Lier, everybody knows no-one actually speaks Welsh!

You liar. Everybody knows Welsh doesn't have vowels.

Welsh doesn't have vowels because the boat bringing the language aboard lost the vowels overboard in a storm. Interestingly, the same thing happened with Hawaiian, expect in that case the letters lost overboard were the consonants.

sad but true. why is it only letters and oil we lose in the ocean. why not something less productive like politicians.

sad but true. why is it only letters and oil we lose in the ocean. why not something less productive like politicians.

Lawyers too?

They have the amazing power to cling to wherever they already are.

They have the amazing power to cling to wherever they already are.

It's their jaws, right?

Indeed. They have the most amazing jaw muscles, rivaling crocodiles and sharks in the sheer power they can wield.

How about the trap-jaw ant? Those things can snap their jaws shut 2,300 times faster than the eye can follow. They even spring thru the air that way.

sad but true. why is it only letters and oil we lose in the ocean. why not something less productive like politicians.

No, we lose alcohol too. So every once and a while an undersea expedition discovers centuries old champaign or melenia old wine.

sad but true. why is it only letters and oil we lose in the ocean. why not something less productive like politicians.

No, we lose alcohol too. So every once and a while an undersea expedition discovers centuries old champaign or melenia old wine.

Whoa. Norsenerd. How long have you been standing there?

I stole Khaz the wolf from the David Clement-Davies book, "The Sight". I'm an unoriginal kinda guy...

/me is reading that book right now.

Not that Khaz is here anymore!?

I stole Khaz the wolf from the David Clement-Davies book, "The Sight". I'm an unoriginal kinda guy...

/me is reading that book right now.

Not that Khaz is here anymore!?

He'll probably pop back in next week, once he moves into rez.

Unless I forget to remind him.

I stole Khaz the wolf from the David Clement-Davies book, "The Sight". I'm an unoriginal kinda guy...

/me is reading that book right now.

Not that Khaz is here anymore!?

i mentioned this in my hello thread, but i also stole my name from a wolf in a book... twas a william horwood (the guy who wrote the willows in the winter) book, but meh.

I just realized I've never explained my username!!!


Well, my nickname is "G", which was given to me by my drum instructor. Well, actually he called me, "The GMan", which eventually shortened to just G. The "force" part of the name is anyone's guess. Although I thought it sounded cool. You know, G, force, G, force. It just flows so nicely. And the 422 is my Bday date, the 22nd of April.

And that is all! If you have any questions, raise your hand.