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Postby FeynmanKR42 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:39 am

"Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents." -- Tyrannosaurus Alan, from an advert for Volvic water
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvceeDGj0IA...

"I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way."

– Theodosius Dobzhansky
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Postby Gecko » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:19 pm

"Remember that time I was going to dump you into the fire and I said "Goodbye" then you said "No Way!" and then I said "you've completed the part of the course where we pretend to murder you" Good times, Good times." -GLaDOS from Portal
Sage, I would like to inform you now that you WIN for playing Portal.

"That thing you incinerated isn't important to me. It was the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

So... priceless... :lol:
Last edited by Gecko on Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("
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Postby CoreyFox » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:06 am

Here's something from "Wild, Wild West," the movie.

Gordon: May i make one request? That she aim at my heart? My heart which has loved this country so much?
Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
Gordon: Damn.
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Postby TyVulpine » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:11 am

"I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like DIRT!" Hammy, Over The Hedge
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Postby Loeln » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:40 am

Sage, I would like to inform you now that you WIN for playing Portal.

"That thing you incinerated isn't important to me. It was the fluid catalytic cracking unit. Nice job breaking it, hero."

So... priceless... :lol:
It makes shoes for orphans. :D
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Postby Muninn » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:31 am

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W. Somerset Maugham
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:47 pm

Jack's signature has always reminded me of this quote from Happy Gilmore, and now I have a reason to post it!

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
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Postby Rooster » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:49 pm

<Cooper>

Cooper - "Don't stare at them..."

Spoon - "I can't help it!" - Dog Soldiers



Oddball - "Woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation." - Kelly's Heroes.



Villian - "I got you Murphy. I got you on your knees with a gun at your head...any last requests?"

Murphy - "Miss." - Murphy's Law
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Postby Kyler Thatch » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:48 pm

Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Man in Black: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."


"I am your enemy, the first one you've ever had who was smarter than you. There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher." - Mazer Rackham
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Postby TyVulpine » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:01 pm

Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Man in Black: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Buttercup: "Wesley, what about the ROUSes?"
Wesley: "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." (*Gets attacked by one*)
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Postby Gecko » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:12 am

Sage, I would like to inform you now that you WIN for playing Portal.

"That thing you incinerated isn't important to me. It was the fluid catalytic cracking unit. Nice job breaking it, hero."

So... priceless... :lol:
It makes shoes for orphans. :D
In my rather dramatic hurry to get the quote right word-for-word, I took the punchline out. Brilliant...
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("
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Postby CoreyFox » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:39 pm

I feel like referencing Throw Momma From the Train again:

"And even though he was mortally wounded, the guy in the hat got up... and pulled himself up and staggered out into the dark night... like a milkman going out on his route."

- Excerpt from Owen's second draft of Murder At My Friend Harry's.

"His name was Owen, and he wanted me to kill his mother. When i asked him why, he said he didn't like her. When i asked him why me, he said it was my idea."

- The beginning of Larry's novel based on his and Owen's experiences.
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Postby Ibun » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:02 pm

"Zug Zug" ~ Orc
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:02 pm

"A Republic, if you can keep it." -- Benjamin Franklin, when asked what type of government the United States would be. He was asked this by a woman immediately after he exited from the first Constitutional Convention.
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Postby Angstwolf » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:30 pm

"Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar."
From the Terry Pratchett novel Going Postal.
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