Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Tum0spoo]

KingdomHeartsi31: whos a loser?
tum0spoo: Bill Gates?
KingdomHeartsi31: nope
KingdomHeartsi31: YOU
KingdomHeartsi31: !!!!!!!
tum0spoo: No, Bill Gates.
tum0spoo: He's behind you.
KingdomHeartsi31: nope
tum0spoo: Oh.
KingdomHeartsi31: LOSER
tum0spoo: Okay, I'll bite. Why am I a loser?
KingdomHeartsi31: i bite too
tum0spoo: Yes I know. *rubs arm*
KingdomHeartsi31: hey u leave marks too
KingdomHeartsi31: i have a scratch and a bruise from ur damn stick
tum0spoo: I'm afraid you made me laugh at that last comment.

[Loeln]

<Arloest> It's Tavis
<Arloest> And he has 60 million dollars for all of us
<Arloest> But he will only give it to us if we bug him mercilessly for it
<Zaaphod> woohoo! money!
<Tai> TAVIS MONEYS PLS
<Tavis> Yeah.. bad news is, it's Monopoly money... in unofficial denominations.
<JerryArr> Money, Tavis
<Tavis> I'm being hunted by Milton Bradley's Secret Service.
<Zaaphod> haha!
<JerryArr> hehe
<JerryArr> Watch out for those Rich Uncle Pennybagses
<Zaaphod> better watch out for that guy Milton Bradley.. he's a hothead
<Loeln> Remember to return his stapler.
<Foxhound> Monopoly Mafia!
<Tavis> Yeah, I hear I'm going to have to suffer a "Life" sentence.
<Tai> ouch ;x
* Foxhound groans loudly
<Arloest> It looks like you're in Trouble
* Foxhound groans more
<Loeln> Sorry
<Zaaphod> and you're not a bit Sorry!
* Foxhound groans even more loudly
<Arloest> You Risked it all
<Tavis> Well, as long as I don't leave them a Clue.
<JerryArr> Can't Stop the puns
<Loeln> That's Life.
<Tavis> ... they will never Guess Who I might be.
* Foxhound groans louder
* Foxhound groans some more
<Foxhound> god, enough puns
<Arloest> OK soon Im going to break out the kickbanning
<JerryArr> You can never have enough puns
<Tai> We're just striving for Perfection
<Foxhound> ...
<Foxhound> *groan*
<Zaaphod> now you're just Scrabbling for puns
<Loeln> Yet were starting to Scrabble for good one.
* Foxhound groans (again)
<JerryArr> We need some pun Checkers.
<Tai> Let's just dump all this in Mr. Bucket
<Foxhound> I should stop groaning
<Loeln> Yes.
<Loeln> You could need an Operation if you keep it up.
<Tai> Assimalate and spread
<Foxhound> it might sound like I'm injured...or doing something...
<Tai> the possibilities of "something" Boggle the mind
<Tavis> Well, it's the chance to deliver puns like these we all connect four. ;D
<Foxhound> *groan...groan...groan...*
<JerryArr> Well, I Canasta'm all keep going if you want.
<Loeln> Cheezier than a Mouse Trap.
* Foxhound groans yet again
<Foxhound> this is ridiculous
<Zaaphod> yes
<Tavis> We're all just Hungry Hungry Hippos for more...
<Zaaphod> Jerry managed to Bridge into card games
<Foxhound> *groaaaaaaaan*
<Arloest> You think I was kidding about the kicbanning
<Loeln> We can Connect For(Ha!) more puns.
<Tai> Could this be considered a family feud?
<Foxhound> ...
<Loeln> We're going to Go For Broke on this.
<Foxhound> an occasional pun is funny
<Foxhound> but this is absolutely ridiculous
* Arloest has joined #definecynical
<Tavis> Just to fuel your Aggravation. http://www.hasbro.com/games/default.cfm ... ord+Search
<Foxhound> ok
<gen200> stop the puns
<Arloest> LISTEN
<Tai> Novel now is uninterrupted, with no major holes
<Foxhound> one pun is good enough for me
<Loeln> Uno pun?
<JerryArr> For us, this is just Par... Cheesi.
<Arloest> JERRY D:<
<Foxhound> ...
<JerryArr> Mwahaha
<Arloest> you're going to drive me into listening to slipknot
<Zaaphod> eep!
<Tavis> Awesome one, Jerry.
<Loeln> We're having a (Calvin)Ball.
<Arloest> Yargghghhhghghghghghgfh
* Foxhound groans again
<JerryArr> mwahaha
* Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest
<Tai> oh crap
<Loeln> Yah, see?
<Foxhound> lol, you're screwed now
<JerryArr> hehe
<Loeln> Bingo.
<JerryArr> heh
<Arloest> I know the script for banning people but not for kicking
<Tai> syntax: /k channel nickname
<Arloest> let me experiment
* _5hfifty has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Arloest> Who would like to volunteer
<Loeln> I'll brave this dungeon and dragon.
<Loeln> (Entirely worth it)
<JerryArr> haha
* Arloest was kicked by Arloest (Fine >:@)
<Loeln> Dragonstrike!
<JerryArr> heh
* Arloest has joined #definecynical
* Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest
<Zaaphod> it appears to work
<Foxhound> what the hell is going on.
<gen200> huh?
<Tai> Yes.
<Loeln> Crazy, eight it?
<gen200> what IS going on?
<JerryArr> I wonder who wants to be Arlo's next guinea pig
<Tai> Yahtzee!
<JerryArr> I bet if you Poker enough, it'll be you.
<Foxhound> Loeln...
<Foxhound> augh
* Foxhound groans
<Loeln> It's War.
<Tavis> And it's in the cards... >.>
<Loeln> Though, at any time Arlo could sink our Battleship.
* JerryArr was kicked by Arloest (You know you were asking for it )
* JerryArr has joined #definecynical
<Zaaphod> hehee
<JerryArr> I did know I was asking for it.
<Foxhound> that was fast
<Loeln> You have to be quick, or you'll be Tagged for a kicking.

[The MAZZTer]

Loeln: The best quotes tend to be the most concise, like so:

<Saber_EManon> Fire truck is a palindrome too.
<Saber_EManon> Wait, no.

and I like this one:

<S51> You don't know drunk until you're talking to a girl and she starts to give you sass, so you punch her in the face but she turns out to be a building.

More from my favorite channel: http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?order=time&page=1

I also enjoy: http://www.bash.org/ and http://qdb.us/

[Edit: Ok, one of my all-time favorites isn't too short.]

[Loeln]

You need ter' learn to appreciate the longer ones.

Great apologies to both J.R.R. Tolkein and all that may read this.

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "WTF!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "WTF?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "WTF?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "WTF"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "WTF... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! WTF is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "WTF?"
Aragorn: "WTF?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "WTF?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Lothlorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "WTF! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! WTF!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! WTF! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

[DesertFoxCat]

[large quotes of doom]

I never knew such hilarity existed. I may have to seek out such pun-tastic adventures.

[Tum0spoo]

LilHobbitSparrow: ha haha, the artist has come alive and it speaks
tum0spoo: I think I might give him a sword...
LilHobbitSparrow: and there he goes again
tum0spoo: I'm right here!
tum0spoo: I've got a big desk.
tum0spoo: big enough for every game,cd,book, I own...
tum0spoo: A small tv
tum0spoo: my computer
tum0spoo: all my drawings
tum0spoo: a lamp
tum0spoo: a fan
tum0spoo: a hat rack
tum0spoo: 3 coffee cans
tum0spoo: a jewlery box
tum0spoo: a phone
tum0spoo: pencils, markers, sicoess
tum0spoo: *sicorss
tum0spoo: calculators
tum0spoo: manga
LilHobbitSparrow: wow, big desk
tum0spoo: DVDs
tum0spoo: and the kitchen sink
tum0spoo: It's all that. Unfortunatly I've yet to get the "and a bag of chips" installment.
tum0spoo: *ZING*
LilHobbitSparrow: you cant have a cool desk untill uve got all that and a bag of chips

[Niko123000]

let's hear a BABUMP TSH! for Tum0!

[CodeCat]

Benny Hill-style RP battle!

[22:57] * CodeCat groans as he slowly wakes up from his unconscious state. He tries to get up, but then notices retry lying under him and says: 'What the hell happened here??'
[22:57] <Foxhound> um...dont blame me...
[22:57] * Foxhound lies down on pool table
[22:57] <JerryArr> FH duct taped you to the ceiling
[22:58] <CodeCat> Last thing I remember was getting a mug in the face... WHAT?
[22:58] <JerryArr> Duct tape
[22:58] <Astral> ceiling
[22:58] <Foxhound> uh oh...
[22:58] <JerryArr> FH
[22:58] * Foxhound runs away Benny Hill style
[22:59] * CodeCat runs after him
[22:59] * JerryArr puts on an English police uniform and chases the two
[22:59] * Foxhound erratically fires his pistol in CodeCat's general direction- Spray's drink gets hit again
[22:59] * CodeCat chases FH around trees and lamp posts
[22:59] * Astral presses a tape recorder to start the 'chase' music
[23:00] * Border_Walker looks around as the classic british comedy comes into play
[23:00] * Foxhound throws viking helmet at CodeCat
[23:00] * Foxhound throws spear at Spray
[23:00] * Foxhound keeps running
[23:00] * Spray deflects the spear
[23:00] * CodeCat continues to run after him, followed by Jerry
[23:01] * Foxhound throws ion cannon beacon at Jerry
[23:01] * Astral Moans loudly and clings to his head, yelling at the bicking pair as they run past
[23:01] <Foxhound> *beep...beep...beep*
[23:01] * JerryArr reverses direction and runs from FH
[23:01] <CodeCat> http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/ ... nyhill.mp3
[23:01] * Foxhound runs after Jerry
[23:01] * CodeCat runs after Jerry
[23:02] * Foxhound hits Jerry with nightstick
[23:04] * Foxhound reverses direction, chasing after CodeCat
[23:04] * CodeCat chases after FH, and runs smack right into him
[23:04] * Foxhound turns Jerry around
[23:05] * JerryArr is in fact turned around
[23:06] <Foxhound> ow...
[23:06] * Foxhound starts chasing after Tai
[23:07] * CodeCat chases after his own tail
[23:07] * Foxhound starts chasing CodeCat
[23:07] * CodeCat runs in circles
[23:08] * CodeCat then notices FH and runs away
[23:08] * Foxhound gives chase
[23:08] * CodeCat runs around the building
[23:09] * Foxhound reverses direction
[23:10] * Foxhound heads back in and falls asleep on pool table
[23:11] * CodeCat runs around for a few more laps before he notices he isn't being chased anymore
[23:11] <Foxhound> I wonder whne he'll
[23:11] <Foxhound> never mind
[23:11] <Astral> lol XD

[Niko123000]

That was funny as hell!

[Foxhound]

after that we had a Counterstrike RP.

[17:12] * Foxhound chugs Mountain Dew
[17:13] <Astral> XD
[17:13] * Foxhound starts bouncing
[17:13] * Foxhound crashes through ceiling and gets stuck
[17:13] <12Foxhound> guys...little help here?
[17:14] * Astral groans and holds his hands to his face as light pours through the gap "tah Light! IT BURRNNNSSS!"
[17:14] <12Foxhound> I thought I gave you the Ibuprofin
[17:15] <Astral> arn't you suposed to be stuck in a ciling?
[17:15] <Spray> hmm...
[17:15] <12Foxhound> yes
[17:15] <Astral> it is
[17:16] * Foxhound notices that the ceiling is starting to crack
[17:16] <12Foxhound> *the ceiling collapses
[17:16] <12Foxhound> *it hits everyone*
[17:16] <12Foxhound> critical hit!
[17:16] <Astral> Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I am buried
[17:16] * CodeCat gets buried under a big pile of rubble
[17:17] <12Foxhound> *Terrorists win!*
[17:17] <Astral> damn
[17:17] <Astral> now we gota reboot the chat room
[17:17] <12Foxhound> oh, I was just referring to Counterstrike
[17:17] <12Foxhound> Next round!
[17:17] <Astral> yeah I know
[17:18] * Foxhound buys M-249
[17:18] <Astral> but still
[17:18] <Astral> dust plz
[17:18] <12Foxhound> lol
[17:18] * CodeCat buys AWP
[17:18] * The_MAZZTer buys Bullpup
[17:18] <Astral> as long as there's a sofa, I don't cair
[17:18] * Foxhound buys grenades
[17:19] * Foxhound chases Mazz
[17:19] <04CodeCat> Wait...
[17:19] <04CodeCat> What teams?
[17:19] * The_MAZZTer knifes Foxhound and takes his grenades
[17:19] <12Foxhound> ow
[17:19] <The_MAZZTer> FREE FOR ALL
[17:19] * Foxhound shoots Mazz in the head
[17:19] <04CodeCat> Ooo goody
[17:19] <12Foxhound> *enemy down
[17:20] * The_MAZZTer grenades CodeCat
[17:20] * CodeCat dies
[17:20] <04CodeCat> DAMN! Spawn killer!
[17:20] * Astral crawls out off the sqooshie chair, grabs a sign and starts marching up and down declearing "Make Peace not War"
[17:20] <The_MAZZTer> HAX, I KILLED U
[17:20] <The_MAZZTer> CONSOLE KIK PLZ
[17:20] * Foxhound hides behind sofa that Astral is on
[17:20] <04CodeCat> WTF u suk
[17:20] * Spray has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:20] * JerryArr also makes a protest sign
[17:20] * Foxhound has been kicked
[17:20] * CodeCat steals his sign and hits Mazz with it
[17:21] <The_MAZZTer> ADMIN FOX R CHEATAR, MAYBE IF I TYPE ALL CAPS UL HEAR ME BETTR
[17:21] * Foxhound has joined the server
[17:21] <04CodeCat> STFU NOOB
[17:21] <12Foxhound> OMG LOL!
[17:21] <The_MAZZTer> ow my courpse
[17:21] <12Foxhound> lol omg wtf hax!
[17:22] <04CodeCat> Stfu and shoot enemy duhz
[17:22] -CodeCat:#definecynical- A new round starts...
[17:22] <Astral> you know, its times like this I actualy miss gordon Frohman
[17:22] * CodeCat buys AWP and hides in a dark corner
[17:22] <12Foxhound> lol
[17:22] * Foxhound buys M-16
[17:22] * Foxhound buys smoke grenades
[17:23] <04CodeCat> [If you miss Gordon Frohman, aim better]
[17:23] <12Foxhound> lol
[17:24] * Foxhound throws smoke grenade at CodeCat
[17:24] <04CodeCat> The grenade lands miles away from CC, because FH doesn't know where CC is
[17:25] * Foxhound activates aimbot
[17:25] * The_MAZZTer is still idling at spawn, buy armor/helmet, Bullpup, grenade
[17:25] * Foxhound is kicked from the server
[17:25] * Foxhound joins the server
[17:25] <12Foxhound> OMG WTF
[17:25] * The_MAZZTer grenades CodeCat out of his corner
[17:26] * The_MAZZTer grenades Foxhound
[17:26] <04CodeCat> HAXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:26] * Foxhound runs to hostage rescue zone
[17:26] * The_MAZZTer has left the game (Kicked By Console)
[17:26] <04CodeCat> Hahahaha
[17:26] <12Foxhound> *everyone is teleported to Dr. Kleiner's lab
[17:26] <12Foxhound> now, HALF LIFE 2! (Gorden Frohman, anyone?)
[17:27] <04CodeCat> Nah
[17:27] <12Foxhound> ok
[17:27] * Foxhound activates teleporter
[17:28] <12Foxhound> *everyone is sent back to...wherever we were when we did the Benny HIll thing*
[17:28] * Foxhound lands on CodeCat, Astral lands on a couch, and everyone else lands randomly. Mazzter lands on the bar
[17:29] * Spray has joined #definecynical
[17:29] * CodeCat gets squashed
[17:29] <JerryArr> hi
[17:30] <Spray> breaking news! My mother's an idiot
[17:30] <12Foxhound> hey Spray
[17:30] * Spray ducks
[17:30] <12Foxhound> you missed the Counterstrike battle
[17:30] <04CodeCat> Breaking news! The news broke!
[17:30] <04CodeCat> The Benny Hill battle was funnier
[17:30] <12Foxhound> oh of course
[17:30] <04CodeCat> I posted a log of it
[17:30] <Spray> the AC wasn't working, so she decided to cut the power to the entire house, and then turn it back on. without warning anyone
[17:30] <04CodeCat> http://definecynical.mancubus.net/viewt ... &start=195
[17:30] * Foxhound puts on "chase" music
[17:30] <12Foxhound> ready?
[17:31] <04CodeCat> Ah come on
[17:31] * Foxhound chases Jerry
[17:31] <04CodeCat> I'm still tired from the last two
[17:31] * CodeCat curls up next to Astral
[17:31] * Foxhound turns of "chase" music and curls up near Astral...on top of CodeCat
[17:31] * CodeCat shoves him onto the ground and murrs
[17:32] <12Foxhound> oh...I thought you were a pillow
[17:32] * Foxhound curls up next to CodeCat

[Foxhound]

noes the double post police are after me!

anyway...we might have a meaning for flooba.

[19:40] <Foxhound> I think that a bunch of people here (Lilac especially) have rigged their IRC clients to go on here whenever
[19:40] <CodeCat> I come on whenever I'm on the pc, and just hang idle until something happens
[19:40] * Tai has joined #definecynical
[19:40] <JerryArr> hi
[19:40] <Foxhound> hey Tai
[19:41] * Foxhound glomps Tai
[19:41] <Lilac> My client is the spiff
[19:41] <Foxhound> O.O
[19:41] <Foxhound> he talks!
[19:42] <JerryArr> She
[19:42] * Foxhound runs away in horror
[19:42] <Foxhound> she
[19:42] <Foxhound> whatever
[19:42] <JerryArr>
[19:42] <Foxhound> I think I was talking to Caitlyn about each member's gender earlier
[19:42] <Foxhound> and which ones I could remember
[19:43] <CodeCat> We really need a genderless 3rd person singular personal pronoun
[19:44] <Foxhound> yeah
[19:44] <Foxhound> that isnt person
[19:44] <Dr_Dos> it works but is kind of insulting
[19:44] <CodeCat> Hmm
[19:44] <CodeCat> Forgot about that
[19:44] <Foxhound> maybe THAT'S what flooba could be
[19:44] <CodeCat> ROFL
[19:44] <Foxhound> I mean we speculate all the time about it
[19:45] <Foxhound> and now we have a concept
[19:45] <CodeCat> Ok, let's remember that one
[19:45] <Foxhound> Brilliant!
[19:45] <CodeCat> He/She/Flooba does
[19:46] <Foxhound> "I saw Jihad the other day. Flooba was weird." (I'm only using that example because I have no idea what Jihad's gender is and the name doesnt lead to any conclusions)
[19:46] <CodeCat> I guess we could also use flooba for DCS then

[Foxhound]

ok. I'm stomping all over the no multi post law of the internet. yay.

[02:35] <JerryArr> oh
[02:35] <JerryArr> and gloves
[02:35] <Foxhound> ?
[02:35] <Zaaphod> what?
[02:35] <JerryArr> Blue gloves with partial fingers
[02:35] <JerryArr> in SL
[02:35] <Zaaphod> oh
[02:36] <Foxhound> gah...
[02:36] <Foxhound> STOP TALKING ABOUT SL!
[02:36] * Foxhound foams at the mouth
[02:36] <Zaaphod> heh
[02:36] <Arloest> Im not!
[02:36] <JerryArr> Sorry

[02:31] <Arloest> I guess because he was blamed so much even though those 2 didnt LIKE him, they liked Rammstein
[02:31] <Foxhound> I'm a bit of a Rammstein fan...does that mean I'll shoot up a school?
[02:32] <Arloest> not necesarily
[02:32] <Arloest> Im a Rammstein fan too
[02:32] <Arloest> Have 3 of their albums
[02:32] <Arloest> i havent shot up anyone

[Muninn]

Today I learned Foxhound is Rusty Droid.

[Foxhound]

[21:45] <Miles_E_Traysandor> Tunnel collapses, thunderstorms, and Airport delays galore.... Just another typical day in Boston. XP

[Niko123000]

We're Rugged, we're used to it, we can take it, we're BOSTONIANS!

Just go Pahk Your Cah in Havahd Yahd.