Happy New Year!!!!

[Foxchild]

I played video games and drank at MAGFest (Mid-Atlantic Gaming Festival) and then proceeded to ruin my sleep schedule over the course of the next several days.

[Tom_Radigan]

Rape is never funny.

Well, maybe in some circumstances...

For example, does anyone remember the old Infocom text advanture games? I remember playing Cutthroats, taking place on an island town where there is a bar and restaurant called The Shanty, which features a parrot with a small eyepatch and a wooden leg hobbling up and down the bar. When I tried to kiss someone, I got the response "I'd sooner kiss a parrot." So I typed in "kiss parrot" and the parrot gave me a quote in response. Whatever else you did with the parrot ("take parrot", "talk to parrot", etc.), I got various random quotes, even when I typed in "rape parrot".

If I typed in "rape [someome]" at any other point in the game, I got the response, "An ugly idea from an ugly person."

Well, there's also the scene where the villian, named "The Weasel", is captured and tied up. I went to him and typed "kick weasel". The response was "The Weasel just glares at you." So then I typed in "rape weasel", and got "The Weasel just glares at you."

[sad jazz cantaloupe]

...right.

[Cactus Jack]

Rape is never funny.

What if theres a clown?

[Doc Sigma]

Rape is never funny.

What if theres a clown?

News headline: "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"

[Tom_Radigan]

Rape is never funny.

What if theres a clown?

Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy?

[nickspoon]

Rape is never funny.

What if theres a clown?

Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy?

He killed ten thousand people with a sleight of his hand, running far, running fast to the dead. He took off all their clothes for them, put a cloth on their lips, quiet hands, quiet kiss on the mouth.

[MuffinSticks]

Rape is never funny.

What if theres a clown?

Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy?

He killed ten thousand people with a sleight of his hand, running far, running fast to the dead. He took off all their clothes for them, put a cloth on their lips, quiet hands, quiet kiss on the mouth.

Exactly what I was thinking. I love you.