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Postby Segovia » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:40 pm

Getting back on topic. Here's one from Dilbert.

There's no scence in killing a dead horse.

You mean beating a dead horse.

Why would anyone beat a dead horse?

Why would anyone kill a dead horse?

Maybe it'll kick ya.

It's dead!

And so is everyone who used our flagship product.
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Postby Ibun » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:45 pm

It's not animal abuse if they are dead.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:55 pm

Is it against the law to have sex with a dead animal
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Postby Gecko » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:20 am

Is it against the law to have sex with a dead animal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia#Legality

I wonder if a state with anti-bestiality legislation but no prohibition of necrophilia could and/or would charge you for having sex with a dead animal.

...in retrospect, perhaps there are less morbid situations to ponder.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:23 am

But on the other hand, do we WANT to ponder anything less morbid? Not me.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:03 am

IT'S NOT RAPE IF THEY'RE DEAD
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Postby Ibun » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:34 am

Solution: Kill Patti Mayonnaise.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:57 am

IT'S NOT RAPE IF THEY'RE DEAD
Kill Millie
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:49 am

It is necrophilia though. The maggots are said to add to the experience what with the wiggling.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:51 pm

It is necrophilia though. The maggots are said to add to the experience what with the wiggling.
Haha that was delightful and horrifying at the same time
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