Quotes.

[Holley]

"You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself."
Alan Alda

[Doc Sigma]

I love quotes. Some of my favorites come from Dr. Strangelove, one of the most insanely quotable movies ever.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." -- President Muffley

"God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." -- General Ripper

"Mein Führer! I can walk!" -- Dr. Strangelove (last line in the movie)

[Sage]

"Remember that time I was going to dump you into the fire and I said "Goodbye" then you said "No Way!" and then I said "you've completed the part of the course where we pretend to murder you" Good times, Good times." -GLaDOS from Portal

[nickspoon]

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." - Oscar Wilde (said a couple of weeks before his death about the hotel room in which he died)

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." - John Sedgwick, before being shot

[Doc Sigma]

"Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents." -- Tyrannosaurus Alan, from an advert for Volvic water

[A dude named Vince]

"I'm not arguing that with you Harry!" - Joe vs. The Volcanoe
"But we was pardoned! It was broadcasted over the radio!"
"Oh? Well we ain't got a radio." - O Brother Where Art Thou?

[Tabris_The_17th]

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Dr. Johnson

Just about anything John Lennon said.

"Mother-puss-bucket!" - Peter Venkman, "Ghostbusters"

"Nobody steps on a Church in my town!" - see above

"MERCS!" - my friend Tim and I

"I'm gonna hear the shit outta this CD..." - Contessa Natalya "Tess" Rubikov, "Serenity Rose"

[TyVulpine]

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Spock, Star Trek II

[CoreyFox]

I think i'll insert my favorite scene from "Throw Momma From the Train."

(Momma sees Prof. Donner with her son Owen.)
Momma: Who's this?
Owen: This is Cousin Paddy. He's going to be staying with us for a while. Isn't that nice?
Momma: You don't have a Cousin Paddy!
Owen: (to Prof. Donner) You lied to me!
(Owen bangs Prof. Donner on the head with a frying pan.)

[TyVulpine]

LOL bad movie, great scene.

[Comrade K]

I love quotes. Some of my favorites come from Dr. Strangelove, one of the most insanely quotable movies ever.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." -- President Muffley

"God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." -- General Ripper

"Mein Führer! I can walk!" -- Dr. Strangelove (last line in the movie)

Greatest Movie Ever.

[Rooster]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws


"The closed hand never receives" - My Dad


"If little red riding hood shows up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I want you to chin the bitch." - Dog Soldiers


"The use of unnessisary violence in the apprehension of the Blues brothers has been approved." - Blues Brothers


"Don't hit me with those negative waves so early in the morning." - Kelly's Heroes


"Cigarette?"

"Yes, I know." - Police Squad

[Arloest]

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Zaaphod]

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." - Winston Churchill

[Foxhound]

"Merry f***in' Christmas, have a couple of daisy-cutters!" -2 the Ranting Gryphon (in his Christmas is a lie rant)