Funny IM/Chat Thread

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:53 pm

Well, since I've had a chance to look up chatroom quotes lately...  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (#definecynical @ Apr 7 2005)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (00:49:52) GhostWay: o_O__O_O_OOO_O_O____OOOoo (00:50:00) GhostWay: Er, what was THAT? (00:50:07) likeafox: O_o (00:50:12) Zaaphod: a spasm (00:50:19) GhostWay: My keyboard is HAUNTED! (00:50:31) JerryArr: by a ghost? (00:50:34) Zaaphod: with your nick, you're surprised???</td></tr></table>  That day was full of orthoepy, sirens, pun police, and a papal superhero. Much madness.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:23 am

<VisOvercast> More blackmail material <Tavis> Yaay! <VisOvercast> Coolness <Zaaphod> cool

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Thu May 19, 2005 7:38 pm

(15:37:19) Ibun: And i'm back :B (15:37:25) Ransom: :B (15:37:30) Ibun: with tools in hand! (15:37:45) Ransom: I have tools in foot! (15:37:49) Ibun: o_O (15:37:57) Ransom: I'm using a toolbox as a foot rest. (15:38:01) Ibun: ROFL

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:27 am

MasterauronX: some storm, eh? djfreebird94: Yeah MasterauronX: i unplugged my computer djfreebird94: o.O djfreebird94: Then how are you online? MasterauronX: im not

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:40 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FelixSoftpaw @ May 20 2005, 10:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> MasterauronX: some storm, eh? djfreebird94: Yeah MasterauronX: i unplugged my computer djfreebird94: o.O djfreebird94: Then how are you online? MasterauronX: im not  </td></tr></table>  What you didn't know...is that masterauronX died...15 years ago on this very forum...

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:04 pm

(19:00:47) Tavis: It isn't much of a stretch of the imagination to picture Caity in Millie's place, is it?

(19:00:56) Ibun: Uh...no (19:00:59) Ibun: Not at all. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> (19:01:14) Tavis: heh ^-^; (19:01:28) Ibun: I could be her Ozy in shining armor :B (19:02:16) Tavis: hehe But it was Millie in shining armor yesterday. (19:02:24) Ibun: ... (19:02:29) Ibun: *snrrrk* (19:02:37) Ibun: I should have seen that coming. (19:02:41) Tavis: heh (19:02:50) Tavis: It's been a long knight for all of us.

(19:02:54) Ibun: ._. (19:02:59) Tavis: o.o (19:03:12) Ibun: That hurt like a sword to the gut

(19:03:25) Ibun: That wasn't very knice of you. (19:03:57) Tavis: Ow, sorry. (19:04:02) Ibun: xD (19:04:11) Ibun: I think that's eknough. (19:04:12) Tavis: I should knever have done that to you. (19:04:16) Ibun: xD (19:04:18) Tavis: haha (19:04:27) Ibun: You knever stop do you? (19:04:33) Tavis: kno way. (19:04:44) Ibun: I thought knot.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sun May 22, 2005 2:12 am

KNEVER AGAIN! D:<

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:30 am

Lol, I just have to post this one...

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu May 26, 2005 1:23 am

Double Post! But only because I got another good one to share! <RKNiner> I appear to be stuck in a well <Miles_E_Traysandor> Oh, lemme help then... *Pulls out a Plot Hole* *** Zaaphod has joined #definecynical <Zaaphod> hi all <RKNiner> It's amazing what - or who - pops out of plot holes!

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu May 26, 2005 1:41 am

Fresh from the chatroom. Nice.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:10 am

LOL!!!

Paul.Power · Postby **Paul.Power** » Mon May 30, 2005 8:14 am

My computer is now called Geoff. Hope says: Would breaketh poor Sclom Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Sclom? Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Is that your computer's name, or something? Hope says: Stupid Cursed Lump Of MEHTUL Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Ah Hope says: I thought you would know that Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Maybe I did. If I did, I forgot. Sorry Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Mine doesn't have a name. Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Ooh, I know, I'll call it Geoff! Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Now what can that stand for? Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: "Goes Everywhere On Fast Forward"? Hmm, hardly... Hope says: Hehehehe Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: It could be ironic Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Now how often does one get a perfect meaning for a random acronym? Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Hmm... I don't have any champagne... Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: *fills water bottle* Hope says: hehehe Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: It'd be rather disasterous too, a glass bottle full of liquid near a computer Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Anyway. I name this laptop... Geoff! Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: *taps computer* Hope says: -applauds- Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: I need a label now Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Heeere, floppy disks, floppy disks... Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Scissors, scissors, scissors... Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: The scissors are doing an excellent job of hiding from me Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Not that that's difficult Hope says: hehehe Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: Found 'em. Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: They were on the bookcase Hope says: hahahahaha Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: *affixes label* Hope says: Yes! Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: My computer is now called Geoff Hope says: Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: "The first rule about getting a new server is, think of a good name for it" Paul.Power | "You're the most ingenious fool I know" - Jack Levell says: The one truly valuable thing I learnt from work experience Hope says: hehehe Hope says: names are important

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:56 pm

Dude, you better do something about that epigram. Seeing it so many times on one screen renders it meaningless.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:42 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <Spray> how sweet, it's called "Get out of here, curse you!". Gee, I wonder what feelings he's trying to convey? *rolleyes* <Zaaphod> hehe <Zaaphod> who'll get the royalties after he gets whacked, I wonder... <VisMis> Not a whole lot of wiggle room in that <VisMis> I think it would be a very bad thing if anything were to happen to Saadam. <VisMis> Just a general feeling <Zaaphod> probably.. but I'm sure he'll get sentenced to death <VisMis> Maybe, but who's pulling the switch? <Zaaphod> *shrugs* <Zaaphod> I suppose they could sentence him to go onto TV talk shows <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <Zaaphod> once he's on Oprah a few times he'll beg for death <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <VisMis> Death by Oprah . . . <VisMis> Not bad, not bad at all <Zaaphod> hehe <Zaaphod> *snrrk* Saddam on Dr. Phil... <VisMis> Ouch <VisMis> I'm sure Dr. Phil would have some things to say to Saddam <Zaaphod> we'll make him work in customer service: "Thank you for calling Microsoft, my name is Saddam, how can I help you?" <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <VisMis> Ouch <VisMis> He might fit in there, who knows? <Zaaphod> how well does he speak English anyway? not that that matters any more... <VisMis> I think he went to college in the US, didn't he? <Zaaphod> hmm.. I wouldn't be surprised.. I don't know <Zaaphod> easy enough to check... <VisMis> Right <Zaaphod> nope.. he didn't... oh well <VisMis> Yep, Baghdad <Zaaphod> when he was 20 he joined the Ba'ath party <Zaaphod> ahh.. he did study law at the U. of Cairo <VisMis> Hmm . . . and that's why he is where he is today <Zaaphod> heh <Zaaphod> I guess he can handle his own defense if he really wanted to <VisMis> He probably won't, if he's at all sane <Zaaphod> yeah <VisMis> Here I am, bringing sanity into it again <Zaaphod> hehe <Zaaphod> "A lawyer representing himself has a fool for a client." <VisMis> Yep yep <VisMis> Oh, but he likes doritos <Zaaphod> well, hell.. he can't be ALL bad than <Zaaphod> *then <VisMis> Right. Evil dictator and spokesman for Frito Lay <Spray> XD <Zaaphod> haha! <Zaaphod> "Betcha can't eat just one!" <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <VisMis> That seems to be the story the guards are telling</td></tr></table>

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