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STORY TIME: In high school, the members of kiss were the biggest losers you could imagine. Their number one goal in life was to be kissed by a girl. So, then, they started a band, in hopes it would arouse interest from girls, and they named the band Kiss after their number one dream. Years later, they are a very popular band, but still the biggest losers you could imagine. THE END.
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
<!--QuoteBegin-#definecynical+Mar 25, 2005--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (#definecynical @ Mar 25, 2005)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (01:55:53) _5hfifty: this week has been hard<br>(01:56:08) _5hfifty: sucks though, i don't start work next week<br>(01:56:15) _5hfifty: so i get a while off which i don't ant<br>(01:56:16) _5hfifty: want<br>(01:56:21) _5hfifty: it'll just give me time to be lazy<br>(01:57:00) Tavis: You could update the site. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(01:57:24) _5hfifty: sorry you're breaking up, i can't hear you<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<Arlo> Simon has a new album out<br><Arlo> It's strictly death MEHTUL<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><_5hfifty> it's life MEHTUL<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><Zaaphod> aw, crap.. and I was gonna buy it too<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><Zaaphod> Rabbit season!<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><_5hfifty> no it's not<br><Arlo> yes it is<br><_5hfifty> yes it is<br><Arlo> no it's not<br><_5hfifty> yes it is!!!!!!!!!<br><Zaaphod> hehe.. I wondered how long that would take<br><Arlo> NO IT IS NOT!!!!
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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silly wabbit... tricks are for... uh...<br><br>...sorry, forgot the punchline.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
(14:04:52) HB: Grrr, just installed Trillian 3, and it seems to demand quite a lot of bandwidth<br>(14:05:00) Ibun: erf.<br>(14:05:39) HB: Well... at least is looks purrty <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(14:05:49) Ibun: Just like you <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(14:07:58) HB: Awww <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(14:08:19) Ibun: I could just eat you up <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(14:08:24) HB logged out.<br><br>(For those of you who don't know, HB, or HellBender, is a rat.)
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
(12:15:12) Jerry: And what about how is D?<br>(12:15:18) Jerry: yay grammar<br><br>EDIT: Part II!<br><br>(13:47:24) Jerry: People are morons<br>(13:47:33) Ibun: well<br>(13:47:35) Ibun: yeah<br>(13:47:43) Jerry: This one guy IMed me saying "WHOO! STRAIGHT PRIDE!"<br>(13:48:00) Ibun: xD<br>(13:49:40) Jerry: That's like saying "White power"<br>(13:49:48) Jerry: or "I'm a Republican"
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Apr 17 2005, 08:43 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Apr 17 2005, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hey, does anyone still have a log of that one conversation we had... you know, the one and only time I was on? Specifically the part where people were pretending to log out, that was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I forgot all about that one! heh<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-IRC+Apr 1 2005, 11:20pm--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (IRC @ Apr 1 2005, 11:20pm)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (23:20:59) Arlo: I think Simon died <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:21:03) Ibun: Yay!<br>(23:21:06) Zaaphod: aww<br>(23:21:06) Arlo: he's always here even when he's not<br>(23:21:14) Arlo: today he isnt<br>(23:21:17) Zaaphod: true.. not like him<br>(23:22:05) Arlo: 18 people wow<br>(23:22:09) Arlo: how long will this last<br>(23:22:13) Ibun left the room.<br>(23:22:18) likeafox: lol<br>(23:22:22) Zaaphod: about that long <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:22:24) Ibun [~NguruLove@c-66-30-75-152.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] entered the room.<br>(23:22:32) Ibun: I had to >.><br>(23:22:34) likeafox: Very funny, Jeff<br>(23:22:38) Zaaphod: hi Ibun.. you rascal you <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:22:41) Arlo: LETS ALL QUIT<br>(23:22:44) Ibun: OKAY!<br>(23:22:52) ***Arlo has left #definecynical<br>(23:23:03) ***Ibun has left #life<br>(23:23:18) ***Zaaphod has left #turns<br>(23:23:23) Ibun: >.<<br>(23:23:29) ***Ibun has left #handedness<br>(23:23:32) Zaaphod: hehe<br>(23:23:33) [House-Rules]Caigan: BA NA NA<br>(23:23:38) ***Erdenshire has left the #car<br>(23:23:42) Ibun: >>Nguru - Felix<<<br>(23:23:44) ***likeafox has left #pizzasittingoutbrb<br>(23:23:49) ***Octan has left #thebuilding<br>(23:23:59) Zaaphod: *snrrk*<br>(23:23:59) ***Ibun has left #hissanityatthedoor<br>(23:24:01) ***Erdenshire has left #withCaigan<br>(23:24:02) ***Arlo laughs at Octan's<br>(23:24:09) Tavis: haha<br>(23:24:48) Arlo: >>Nirvana - In Bloom<<<br>(23:24:54) ***JerryArr has left #wingtendencies<br>(23:25:01) Zaaphod: hehe<br>(23:25:01) likeafox: Heh<br>(23:25:04) Arlo: i was going to say that Jerry<br>(23:25:05) Ibun: <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:25:06) Octan: is there any way to save the current window as a text file?<br>(23:25:12) Arlo: but I didnt in fear of political war<br>(23:25:22) JerryArr: I only meant it as a joke btw<br>(23:25:34) Ibun: Not funny >:{<br>(23:25:37) JerryArr: I think you need to have logging on<br>(23:25:43) Ibun: which I do <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:26:06) Tavis: ...<br>(23:26:16) Ibun: ...?<br>(23:26:16) Arlo: All excellent points!<br>(23:26:18) Tavis: Me too..<br>(23:26:25) Ibun: Of course you do Tavis <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:26:29) Arlo: You too what?<br>(23:26:31) Arlo: Wtf<br>(23:27:11) Ibun: >.><br>(23:27:23) Tavis: o.O<br>(23:27:39) Ibun: <.<<br>(23:27:44) Arlo: what<br>(23:27:47) Tavis: O.o<br>(23:27:47) Ibun: >.><br>(23:27:48) ***JerryArr has left #fielders<br>(23:27:53) Zaaphod: hehe<br>(23:27:55) Arlo: QUIT IT<br>(23:27:58) Ibun: <.<<br>(23:27:59) JerryArr: ok<br>(23:28:25) ***Octan has left #feet (2 of them)<br>(23:28:38) ***Tavis has left #handedscissors<br>(23:28:45) ***Ibun has left #Tavisforanotherman o.o<br>(23:28:49) Tavis: o.o<br>(23:28:56) Ibun: Sorry Tavis. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>(23:28:57) likeafox: Aww<br>(23:29:09) Ibun: He had pizza :-\<br>(23:29:28) Zaaphod: hehe<br>(23:29:29) Arlo: no you Jerry Lepow sorry<br>(23:29:31) likeafox: Are you coming on to me, Jerry?<br>(23:29:37) likeafox: Er Jeff<br>(23:29:39) Tavis: You always went for the ones that showed off their toppings.<br>(23:29:43) Arlo: IM GOING TO CHRISTUS COPRI<br>(23:29:48) Ibun: Tavis xD<br>(23:29:55) Zaaphod: haha!<br>(23:30:09) Ibun: okay arlo have fun, and laf, no, no i'm not.<br>(23:30:28) Tavis: I mean, check out the crust of that fellow! Simply cheesy, I say.<br>(23:30:32) JerryArr: Yes, have fun<br>(23:30:39) Ibun: Tavis DX<br>(23:31:10) Arlo: IM NOT GOING TO BE HERE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS<br>(23:31:12) Ibun left the room (quit: Quit: /me has left #becuasehestalkingtohisyena).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Classic. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
- Henohenomoheji
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funny.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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