Love is like a potato

[Æron]

<3

That is a lovely potato... You should cut its eyes out and plant them in the garden next year!

[MuffinSticks]

Or put the key behind its eye and make it do it itself.

[Merry Christmas, DC]

I bet you're tasty with gravy.

LOOK OUT, JASON. LIZ IS EYEING ANOTHER MAN.

[MuffinSticks]

I bet you're tasty with gravy.

LOOK OUT, JASON. LIZ IS EYEING ANOTHER MAN.

CUT OUT HER EYES TOO AND MAKE HER TASTY WITH GRAVY

[Muninn]

http://www.bash.org/?151227

A lot of these make their way around the internet but I like to think I expanded a little more in my post, and perhaps wrote it more poetically.

Jack, this makes me love you even more. I bet you're tasty with gravy.

But, I'm not a potato.

Though I have been known to occasionally be in a jacket.

[Tom_Radigan]

HE'S BEEN WITH THE WORLD
AND I'M TIRED OF THE SOUP DU JOUR
HE'S BEEN WITH THE WORLD
I WANNA END THIS PROPHYLACTIC TOUR
AFRAID NOBODY AROUND HERE
UNDERSTANDS MY POTATO
GUESS I'M ONLY A SPUDBOY
LOOKING FOR A REAL TOMATO
WE'RE THE SMART PATROL
NOWHERE TO GO
SUBURBAN ROBOTS THAT MONITOR REALITY
COMMON STOCK
WE WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
WE SHOVE THE POLES IN THE HOLES

WAIT A MINUTE
SOMETHING'S WRONG
HE'S THE MAN FROM THE PAST
HE'S HERE TO DO US A FAVOR
A LITTLE HUMAN SACRIFICE
IT'S JUST SUPPLY AND DEMAND
MR. KAMIKAZI MR. DNA
HE'S AN ALTRUISTIC PERVERT
MR. DNA MR. KAMIKAZI
HE'S HERE TO SPREAD SOME GENES
WAIT A MINUTE
SOMETHING'S WRONG
HE'S A MAN WITH A PLAN
HIS FINGER IS POINTED AT DEVO
NOW WE MUST SACRIFICE OURSELVES
THAT MANY OTHERS MAY LIVE
OK WE'VE GOT A LOT TO GIVE
THIS MONKEY WANTS A WORD WITH YOU

"Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA" by DEVO