Why...?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:05 pm

Probably also why you have too much blood going to your brain.. Do you stand upside down when you're down under? Why is Australia Down Under when it's next to Middle Earth, and while I'm on that subject, why is Middle Earth there and not the Earth's core?

simon · Postby **simon** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:12 pm

Because it's all a sham! THERE IS NO MIDDLE EARTH! It was created by your government to fool you!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:38 am

Why, when I'm about to post a nes topic, am I afraid that somebody will sneak in a post ahead of me?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:45 am

they do it to me all the time...

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:15 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Mar 31 2004, 10:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master" (lines from star wars that would have been ten times better if the word pants was substituted.)  </td></tr></table>  yeah, its a fun game to play-- replace random/crucial/whatever words in movie/book quotes with 'pants'--- 'may the pants be with you' 'use the pants, luke' i wonder if it would be as funny w/ 'cheeze' inserted?

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:19 am

I don't believe in cheese, those things are too scary to exist. You're just trying to give me nightmares.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:07 am

and another one: 'i find your lack of pants disturbing'

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 2:51 am

That works with cheese too: "I find your lack of cheese disturbing." "The ability to destroy a planet pales in significance to the power of cheese."

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:30 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Zaaphod @ Apr 12 2004, 10:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "The ability to destroy a planet pales in significance to the power of cheese."  </td></tr></table>  Those "behold the power of cheese" commercials would love that line!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:04 pm

"Take off your pants and jacket."

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:03 pm

uh....... bsp.... um........ well...... uuuummmm...... huh *walks away slowly*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:17 am

"With great cheese comes great responsibility." "Keep your friends close, but your cheese closer." "I'll make him a cheese he can't refuse." "Leave the cheese, take the cannoli." "It was cheese killed the beast." Okay, I'll stop now. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:15 pm

He was the cheese of his mothers eye. How meny pieces of chese must a man eat before you call him a man? For the want of cheese the kindom was lost.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:12 pm

whoever he is, he's not reading like a cheese...

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:12 pm

"Your jedi cheese powers do not work on me!"

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