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Postby klimt » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:09 am

i already live next door to a liquor store. bars are way to expensive, so I'd probably go in every now and then but otherwise ignore it.
.I'd go in with you to make sure you get nice and smashed. ;)

silly ibun, you don't need to get me drunk.
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Postby Liz » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:29 pm

I don't drink, so I'd probably just go about my life as if it wasn't there.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:04 pm

It's dangerous for me to get tipsy. I might fall off the perch and land on my head.
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Postby Reynardine » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:48 am

I'm a pirate when I'm drunk...
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No joke, I really am...
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:16 am

I'm a pirate when I'm drunk...
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No joke, I really am...
YOHOHO

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Postby Ibun » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:28 am

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Postby nickspoon » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:00 pm

Rum, Sodomy & the Lash (Rated R for pirates and being highly inappropriate)
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Postby datherman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:27 pm

I suppose it's terribly cliche to make another "You Are a Pirate" joke, but there I go again.
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Postby Angstwolf » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:46 am

2.) Commit suicide.
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Postby RocketGirl » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:04 am

1 - Windowbox & tall, leafy plants outside third-floor apartment window
2 - Aquire paintball gun
3 - Snipe drunken college students as they leave

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Postby Comrade K » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:26 am

1 - Windowbox & tall, leafy plants outside third-floor apartment window
2 - Aquire paintball gun
3 - Snipe drunken college students as they leave

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Paintball guns are pretty hard to snipe with, given how inconsistent they are. Trying to snipe me while I'm drunk may also put you on the wrong end of a DM4.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:39 pm

1 - Windowbox & tall, leafy plants outside third-floor apartment window
2 - Aquire SHOTGUN
3 - Snipe drunken college students as they leave

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Fixed that for ya.
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Postby Baconsticks » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:41 pm

1 - Windowbox & tall, leafy plants outside third-floor apartment window
2 - Aquire SHOTGUN
3 - Snipe drunken college students as they leave

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Fixed that for ya.
I'm sorry, snipe with a shotgun?
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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:13 pm

1 - Windowbox & tall, leafy plants outside third-floor apartment window
2 - Aquire SHOTGUN
3 - Snipe drunken college students as they leave

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Fixed that for ya.
I'm sorry, snipe with a shotgun?
Shit, I forgot to change "snipe"... but the concept of sniping with a shotgun is hilarious, so I'll leave it.
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