Parting shots.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:32 am

here lies the corpse of Lester Moore, four shots from a .44 no Les, no more.

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:33 am

Supersmoke: "What the F*** was that?!?" Supersmoke: "$5 huh? Make it $10 and I'll touch it." My Dad: "That looks fun. Lemme try it."

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:13 am

Me: Is this dangerous? My friend: I dunno, let's try it and see!

IHateUsernames · Postby **IHateUsernames** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:32 pm

The Nashkell Cemetary Tombstones: Here lies an atheist All dressed up and no place to go. There once was a man named Don, who fell asleep out on his lawn. They thought he was pretending to be dead, then a tombstone fell on his head. And now Don is long gone. Larrys last words: Let's split up, we'll cover more ground. Stranger, thread this ground with gravity, Dentist Mark B is filling his last cavity. Here lies the body of Rob If not, please notify the caretaker at once. The Arcanum ones are better, but it takes forever to install.

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:53 pm

Famous last words: "Hey guys, check this out!"

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:09 pm

I don't have an epitaph, but I do have an obituary: Erik Barrett died earlier this week when his home became engulfed in flames, killing the sole inhabitant. Investigators ruled out arson upon discovering the fire started by a fire in the oven. Apparently, the victim fell asleep beside the oven while baking bread. The contents of the oven caught fire, destroying the house. Friends of the victim recall his last conversation ending in "I'm going to make a decent loaf of bread if it kills me."

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:15 pm

Bwahahaha! bonus points because I didn't see that coming.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:34 pm

agreed, that was a great little joke!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:44 pm

Here lies Iyestorm; first to be killed by Foxchild's forces. How ironic that they would outnumber him. his team would soon follow.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:21 pm

WHAT! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO- ... forget i said anything.... Nothing is wrong! Everything is fine! This is real!!!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:33 am

Here lies Foxchild. For thy saftey and that of others, pour not coffee on this spot. (my response to foxchild's constant sleep-deprivation)

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:46 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Mar 4 2004, 07:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Here lies Foxchild. For thy saftey and that of others, pour not coffee on this spot. (my response to foxchild's constant sleep-deprivation)  </td></tr></table>  ::stares at coffee mug in hand, ponders, decides not to tempt fate...at least not right now:: Here lies iyestorm. Ironically, he was struck by a flying cow during a tornado that HE created.

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