Tis the season, always the real thing!

[Rooster]

Christmas used to be the moment I realised I didn't have to do anything from that day until the new year. But those days are gone.

[Arloest]

I'm still not feeling Christmas. I feel it less and less every year.

[Fritz]

Well Christmas is feeling you

[Bocaj Claw]

Christmas is a sexual predator?

[osprey]

Christmas is a sexual predator?

[Tom Flapwell]

Santa certainly has a way of making adults fear for their children's virginity. But the Dutch Santa may be worse: If you're a bad kid, he and his buds will kick you, or at least pretend to kick you, and maybe even abduct you and take you to Spain.

[SotiCoto]

Santa certainly has a way of making adults fear for their children's virginity. But the Dutch Santa may be worse: If you're a bad kid, he and his buds will kick you, or at least pretend to kick you, and maybe even abduct you and take you to Spain.

I told my youngest brother that Santa had been eaten by a dragon... and as pennance the dragon would have to take his place and deliver the presents.
... Afterall, I figured it would instill a sense of reason in him: Dragons have wings, which gives them a better chance of flying than Reindeer and a Sleigh. Also stopped him from wanting to get up near midnight to go and confirm it for himself. No kid wants to go into the livingroom to find a grumpy dragon serving a community service sentence.

[KJ Fellie]

Okay, now you're officially cool.

I suddenly just thought of Llewellyn in a Santa suit.

[Tom Flapwell]

It's a thought, but red people shouldn't wear red clothing.

[KJ Fellie]

It's a thought, but red people shouldn't wear red clothing.

I was thinking in black and white at the time. Further thought led me to believe it would not be fashionable.

Unlike a spotted fox wearing a purple paisley shirt. I am the very essence of style. (Actually, it's more of a dark blue/indigo shirt with a purple paisley pattern on it, but still awesome.)