and that about covers it, really.Personally, I think the whole series of novels, and everything they entail, is gay. Gay of the highest order. And I don't mean that "gay is bad" use either, I mean that "it is a homosexual book that bums other books of the same sex" meaning.
It's better as it means I'm not predudice.
DUMBLEDORE IS GAY
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Oh, so this is what my mom was talking about yesterday. I came up from my bedroom and she said "ANDREW DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HEADMASTER IN HARRY POTTER IS GAY I GUESS IT WAS REVEALED IN THE SEVENTH BOOK AND I JUST DON'T SEE WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT I MEAN HOW IS THAT NECESSARY THE BOOK IS ALREADY CONTROVERSIAL AUGH."
I said something like "Well besides to drum up more interest in the books, maybe she wants to help increase tolerance for homosexuality."
My mom said "Yeah, well that's one thing I can never tolerate."
Stupid conservative parents.
I said something like "Well besides to drum up more interest in the books, maybe she wants to help increase tolerance for homosexuality."
My mom said "Yeah, well that's one thing I can never tolerate."
Stupid conservative parents.
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I did happen upon The Penis Book in college. It didn't take many pictures to convince me to put it down and back away.Books don't have penises!
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Well, I was in college....
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I read this on http://hijinksensue.com/ and I fuckin choked; enjoy:
You muggles make me sick. With all your hang ups about who’s gay and who humps house elves and who gets off to watching people drink unicorn blood while being asphyxiated. Just sick. Where a wizard chooses to stick his wand is his own business.
So what if Dumbledore’s gay? He’s not hurting anyone. Well, he’s dead, so he’s really not doing anything. Also he’s fictional.
Speaking of fiction, there ARE victims associated with this outing. The slash fic writers. You can’t very well craft rich and textural homo erotic slash fiction for a character who’s ACTUALLY gay. How is that naughty? Slash where the only men having new and exciting sexual encounters with other men is only worth reading if the pairing are supposed to be straight. You don’t do Willow/ Tara slash. You do Xander/Spike slash or Giles/Jonathan slash. Or maybe even The Master/Andrew/Giles/Uncle Enyos slash. I would even settle for Joyce/Anthropomorphic Ms. Kitty Fantastico/Rat Amy slash. But NEVER actual gay character slash. Gross. That gives me the heebies and makes me want to call my congressman (who is probably gay).
In retrospect, instead of the Dumbledisco, I should have done a comic about Dumbledore in an airport bathroom and the ensuing press coverage.
Matt Lauer: “But, Headmaster, why did you start tapping your toes under the stall?â€
You muggles make me sick. With all your hang ups about who’s gay and who humps house elves and who gets off to watching people drink unicorn blood while being asphyxiated. Just sick. Where a wizard chooses to stick his wand is his own business.
So what if Dumbledore’s gay? He’s not hurting anyone. Well, he’s dead, so he’s really not doing anything. Also he’s fictional.
Speaking of fiction, there ARE victims associated with this outing. The slash fic writers. You can’t very well craft rich and textural homo erotic slash fiction for a character who’s ACTUALLY gay. How is that naughty? Slash where the only men having new and exciting sexual encounters with other men is only worth reading if the pairing are supposed to be straight. You don’t do Willow/ Tara slash. You do Xander/Spike slash or Giles/Jonathan slash. Or maybe even The Master/Andrew/Giles/Uncle Enyos slash. I would even settle for Joyce/Anthropomorphic Ms. Kitty Fantastico/Rat Amy slash. But NEVER actual gay character slash. Gross. That gives me the heebies and makes me want to call my congressman (who is probably gay).
In retrospect, instead of the Dumbledisco, I should have done a comic about Dumbledore in an airport bathroom and the ensuing press coverage.
Matt Lauer: “But, Headmaster, why did you start tapping your toes under the stall?â€
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