Despite how bad or good it might come out I couldn't help not writing something about this but I thought I might share it since the idea came from somebody in the forums.Zen Buddhists with flamethrowers.
Zen Buddhists With Flamethrowers
There's a world of Buddha around you, go after it.
Embrace the moment and you may discover it.
We'll be there to guide you with our fiery efficiency,
With untamed embers we have undisputed proficiency.
We've got an endless supply to sate our desire,
With meticulous practice you’ll learn the way of the fire.
Light keeps us going in our meditation "just-sitting",
It helps us to see better into the nature of everything.
You must understand that before we can transcend
We have to find our path of enlightenment.
So we hope that you can see and thus comprehend
That fire lights our way when we are ignorant.
We are Zen Buddhists with flamethrowers;
There's no room for earthly desire, sin or wrath,
All we wanna do is blaze a flame to light our path.
With awareness and discipline we'll scorch their rears,
They'll have a crispy skin and well-done interiors.
In intense moment-by-moment life meditation, our Zen
Is stoked with infernos of wildfires in every koan.
With our pyromaniac flamethrowers and humility
We shall attain the flares of the eternal nirvana satori.
But though we smoulder and smoke, we are leaning
To always burn and set alight by not burning.
You must understand that before we can transcend
We have to find our path of enlightenment.
So we hope that you can see and agree to stand
Away, when our fire blazes over all who are ignorant.
We are Zen Buddhists with flamethrowers;
There's no room for earthly desire, sin or wrath,
All we wanna do is blaze a flame to light our path.