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My parents rented I Walk the Line and I had inspiration to write this about twenty minutes ago, it only took about ten minutes to write it however:

I Walk the Dog

to the tune of I Walk the Line by Johny Cash

I keep a close watch on this dog of mine
I keep my dog up close all the time
I keep the ends out for the leash that binds
Because hes mine, I walk the dog

He finds it very, very easy to be true
I find myself never alone when each day is through
Yes I'll admit that sometimes I find doo
Because hes mine, I walk the dog

As sure as his tail follows right behind
I try to keep him content every night and day
And the way he looks at me proves that it's right
Because he's mine, I walk the dog

Hes got a way to make you be kind to him
There is no reason to deny that anyway
For he knows that I'd even give a bone
Because he's mine, I walk the dog

I keep a close watch on this dog of mine
I keep my dog up close all the time
I keep the ends out for the leash that binds
Because he's mine, I walk the dog

*snrrk* Clever.

Oh Lordy, another parody songwriter. I haven't heard the original, but it looks good.

didn't Norsenerd used to write parody songs about us members? I remember he made one called "doog of earl"

I wrote a Nights in White Satin parody after the Tofu Knights strip appeared.

nice. another parody. what next...

Heh, cool

CAOIMHIN IS WEIRD AL.

CAOIMHIN IS WEIRD AL.

Nah, he's just plain weird.