McCloskey Grandeur (AKA the "help me learn HTML" t

[Bocaj Claw]

Do you have a link to this website?

[Niko123000]

I'm goign to guess you mean the HTML website, and yes.

.... ok... I don't...

[osprey]

Remember, I know HTML like the back of my hand, so just ask me if you have any questions.

[The MAZZTer]

And I know HTML, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, MySQL like the back of MY hand. All together. At once. Or separately, if that's your thing. And that only counts web languages. And I too am more than happy to help with questions.

[Richard K Niner]

And I know HTML, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, MySQL like the back of MY hand. All together. At once. Or separately, if that's your thing. And that only counts web languages. And I too am more than happy to help with questions.

I see all that, and I raise you JSP, ASP (and ASP.Net), and Cold Fusion.

[osprey]

Damn you and your few extra years of life where you were able to learn all of this. I just got outta high school man, gimme a break!

I also know CSS, JavaScript and PHP. Teaching myself Perl.

[Niko123000]

@_@

Dear lord... I barely know about half that stuff....

@_@

[Richard K Niner]

Well, for starters, most of them are server-side scripting languages. Of those that remain:

• XHTML is HTML with some small changes for XML compliance
• HTML, well, you already know what that is
• CSS is what you use to change the way a page looks, either through a stylesheet, the <style> tag, or the style attribute, and is more powerful and consistent than trying to rely on the bgcolor, color, etc. attributes.
• JavaScript is for client-side scripting. You won't need it very often - In fact, you won't need it at all, unless you want to get fancy.
• MySQL is a database system that uses the Structured Query Language (with some modifications).

Damn you and your few extra years of life where you were able to learn all of this. I just got outta high school man, gimme a break!

The ASP, JSP, and CF come from having to use them while at various jobs, all of which were in Ottawa.

Everything else popped up in my spare time.

[Bocaj Claw]

I'm going to exploit the Dante's Inferno out of you people ('s knowledge).

[baloki]

I know how to make Microwave Popcorn!

[Bocaj Claw]

Finally! The secret that has eluded me will be mine! ... Kay. How?

[Niko123000]

Well, for starters, most of them are server-side scripting languages. Of those that remain:

• XHTML is HTML with some small changes for XML compliance
• HTML, well, you already know what that is
• CSS is what you use to change the way a page looks, either through a stylesheet, the <style> tag, or the style attribute, and is more powerful and consistent than trying to rely on the bgcolor, color, etc. attributes.
• JavaScript is for client-side scripting. You won't need it very often - In fact, you won't need it at all, unless you want to get fancy.
• MySQL is a database system that uses the Structured Query Language (with some modifications).

Ah, ok. that helps a little. at least now I know the diffences.

And I will be sure to take all of you into consideration when I am changing the site.

[The MAZZTer]

Finally! The secret that has eluded me will be mine! ... Kay. How?

I just use the popcorn button, and add 45 seconds onto it.

[osprey]

I forgot to mention that I am a master of...BB CODE!

As a result of my job experience, nobody knows their way around Adelphia Cable's crappy DOS-Based billing tool like me, and I use Zellers' checkout tool with the best of them!

[Richard K Niner]

I forgot to mention that I am a master of...BB CODE!

As a result of my job experience, nobody knows their way around Adelphia Cable's crappy DOS-Based billing tool like me, and I use Zellers' checkout tool with the best of them!

Give me five seconds in front of that point-of-sale, and I'll match you on that (my previous job experience put me in front of the register at an amusement park for four years).