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[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Feb 8 2005, 11:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Feb 8 2005, 11:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> No, you fool. It's a newspaper. Granted, that really only works when it's a verbal riddle. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> That's black and white and READ all over.<br>

[GhostWay]

Which is why I said it only really works when it's a <i>verbal</i> riddle.

[Ruedii-X]

I still like my first answer. That was a funny one.<br><br>OK, it's a Zebra paid for with the Bush budget. (Ha-Ha red ink is dept)

[Dr. Doog]

<span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Impact'>IT'S NOT A ZEBRA, FOOLS!</span></span><br><br>and, Ghosty, it is in fact <i>not</i> a verbal riddle.<br><br>and before you say it, NO, IT IS NOT FECES!!!

[TyVulpine]

how about a skunk with a diaper rash?

[Dr. Doog]

skunks wear diapers?

[TyVulpine]

well, skunks are black and white, and some do wear diapers(those that are pets), and so could get a diaper rash...<br><br>so they'd be black and white and red all over...(fofl)

[Dr. Doog]

well, that's wrong. this animal can be like this in the wild, also.

[Arloest]

I think it's a newspaper.

[GhostWay]

I believe I already said that, and I believe that DooG confirmed it is an animal.

[Dr. Doog]

next clue: it's cute. newspapers aren't cute, usually.

[TyVulpine]

a dalmation?

[Dr. Doog]

are they red?

[Arloest]

2 panda bears fighting over a tomato.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Feb 10 2005, 05:48 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Feb 10 2005, 05:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> next clue: it's cute. newspapers aren't cute, usually. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> OK, It's Timulty after a tomato fight.<br><br>That's cute, black and white and red all over!