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Postby Dr. Doog » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:41 pm

airplane... he fell from a rocket, and his clothes burnt in the atmosphere?
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Postby GhostWay » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:44 pm

It's already been said that there was no airplane involved. But maybe something vaugely similar...
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Postby allison » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:07 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Jan 16 2005, 07:41 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jan 16 2005, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> airplane... he fell from a rocket, and his clothes burnt in the atmosphere? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Nope.

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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:05 am

Bump?

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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:07 am

*Poke.*
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Postby GhostWay » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:18 am

Shall I respond to the riddle? Announce the answer?<br><br>Or do you wish to prolong this perplexing puzzle?
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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:20 am

Haha, you may answer.<br><br>Seems no one else is going to. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby GhostWay » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:28 am

It goes as such: Three men were in a hot-air balloon over the desert. The balloon started to sink. They dropped all the sandbags off, but the balloon was still sinking. Knowing they needed to lose more weight, they threw their clothes over (or they may have burned them to produce more heat). But they were STILL sinking. They knew one of them must jump, so they drew straws. The man you find, well, it wasn't his lucky day.
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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:30 am

Very good. Same general principle, although the version I heard is slightly different - but close enough. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Here's my version:<br><br>A group of people are in a blimp when they find that it is sinking because there is too much weight. They throw off their luggage and clothes, but it's still sinking, so they draw straws to see who would have to jump out, and he drew the short one.<br><br>Kudos!

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Postby GhostWay » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:40 am

Alright then.<br><br><span style='color:#080'><i><b>Its flame burns near eternal,<br>A light in the pitch darkness.<br>Quite inhospitable,<br>Yet essential for life.<br>Makes sight possible,<br>But it can blind.<br>Old and young,<br>Large and small.<br>Burning red from afar,<br>Mysterious and familiar.</b></i></span><br>
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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:45 am

The sun?

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Postby Arloest » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:46 am

The Sun.<br>Edit: Damn allison beat me to it <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:46 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Jan 17 2005, 06:46 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Jan 17 2005, 06:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The Sun. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Oh oh beat you to it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Edit: haha! Sorry!

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Postby Arloest » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:48 am

It's alright, there's always the next riddle.
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby allison » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:55 am

The one who makes it sells it.<br>The one who buys it doesn't use it.<br>The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.<br>What is it?


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