Wordplay

[VisibilityMissing]

He froze to death?

[allison]

Nope. Nor did he starve.

[GhostWay]

Let's see here...was this a human man?

[Henohenomoheji]

There was a fire in a forest or something, the man was scuba diving, some helicopters filled a huge bucket with water+scuba diver and put the fire out, but it was too late and the forest became a desert.

[GhostWay]

Then he would be wearing a wetsuit, Heno. Er, right?<br><br>Besides, that would be impossible. IIRC, the devices they use to collect water for that purpose couldn't hold a man, plus they have a mesh over the opening so that it won't accidentally scoop up fish.<br><br>EDIT: back to the guesses...<br><br>Are his clothes anywhere nearby? Nearby meaning that they are within the range of visiblity.

[allison]

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jan 16 2005, 12:29 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 16 2005, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> There was a fire in a forest or something, the man was scuba diving, some helicopters filled a huge bucket with water+scuba diver and put the fire out, but it was too late and the forest became a desert. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Heh.. nope. Not even close.<br><br>No. His clothes are nowhere even remotely nearby.<br><br>Oh, and yes, he's a human man.

[GhostWay]

Is he holding anything? Like, say, a straw.

[allison]

Yes! Oh god, I'm sorry. I forgot that. I suppose you have heard this one, then?<br><br>I'll go edit the original post. I knew I forgot something. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Sorry!!!<br><br>Half a straw, actually.

[GhostWay]

<!--QuoteBegin-allison+Jan 16 2005, 12:04 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (allison @ Jan 16 2005, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I suppose you have heard this one, then? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I don't <i>think</i> so. My brain's just rambling on.

[allison]

Ah. Well. He's holding half a straw. Heh. Sorry again!

[Ozymandias]

I'm going to assume he was seeing how much his camel could hold, took everything off, and put a load of straws as well on the camel's back. When it got to the last half straw, the camel's back broke and he couldn't get away. Or the camel kicked and killed him and ran off with his clothes.<br><br>And if he didn't load his clothes onto the camel, did he burn them for warmth?

[Dr. Doog]

and then it defacated on him.

[GhostWay]

Keep this information in mind:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-allison+Jan 15 2005, 06:25 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (allison @ Jan 15 2005, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> And no, no airplane. But right general idea.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I think I know the answer, but I'll wait a bit.

[allison]

Ha, I was about to say that.<br><br>But yes, keep that in mind.<br><br>And thanks for waiting. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[allison]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 16 2005, 12:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 16 2005, 12:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm going to assume he was seeing how much his camel could hold, took everything off, and put a load of straws as well on the camel's back. When it got to the last half straw, the camel's back broke and he couldn't get away. Or the camel kicked and killed him and ran off with his clothes.<br><br>And if he didn't load his clothes onto the camel, did he burn them for warmth? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Remember - His clothes aren't anywhere close. Including ashes of them. Heh.<br><br>And no camel!