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Got it first again!!

Where did she get the monocle from, though?

Millie carries a monocle because she lives well, don't you? But anyway, won't Ozy need to eat them to trick Jeremy into wanting them as well?

Haha, it's things like this that make me thing Millie really *is* out to get Ozy.

I hope they padded the trashcans.

Red X, Fritz.

I see Mr. Peanut!

I do too!

Hmm but this was posted SATURDAY, not FRIDAY.

CONSPIRACY.

Also one wonders where Millie got a manacle from, and is it prescription?

Also one wonders where Millie got a manaclefrom, and is it prescription?

I hope they padded the trashcans.

Indeed. I suspect that seeing Ozy walk by with that monocle on will only be more of an invitation to place him in said trash receptacle. Think I'd rather have that though than eat the black cornflakes. Can't stand regular ole cornflakes as it is.

Why did people use to wear monocles, anyway? Because they were easier to make and less expensive than glasses?

Where did she get the monocle from, though?

Probably the same drawer where she found Teddy Roosevelt's mustache.

Why did people use to wear monocles, anyway? Because they were easier to make and less expensive than glasses?

Where did she get the monocle from, though?

Probably the same drawer where she found Teddy Roosevelt's mustache.

people used to wear monocles because they had problems with one eye and not the other, so it was just easier that getting a full pair of glasses.

I would find it fun to wear two monocles though XD

Why did people use to wear monocles, anyway?

So as to look like nineteenth-century industrialists.

I would find it fun to wear two monocles though XD

I don't think fun is the word I'd use. They always looked uncomfortable to me. Regular glasses are uncomfortable to me. That's why I wear contacts.