Grand Truths of the Cosmos

NHJ BV · Postby **NHJ BV** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:28 pm

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040203.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om2004 ... /a> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:52 pm

I liked the title of the strip more than the actual strip. Unfortunately this stroyline isn't so good in my opinion, maybe strecthing it out so long affects that too.

NHJ BV · Postby **NHJ BV** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:18 pm

I do like Millie's speech in the 2nd panel though. It's very Millicentish <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:42 pm

I dunno. As usual, I laughed at the purely nonsensical bit at the end, there. I'm not sure what it is, but randomly jumbled words being shouted is just funny.

Elscire · Postby **Elscire** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:16 pm

I would assume it was the mental affects she is suffering from inhaling the vapour. I assume it is solvent based, but I don't actually know exactly what elmer's glue is, apart from that is it presumably a very strong glue.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:34 pm

Elmer's glue is nothing more than the common bottles of milky white glue schoolchildren use for arts and crafts like the ever-so-famous macaroni art and the glitter collage. Their product line (probably owed to their successful integration with elementary schools) has diversified into things like clear glue, neon (flourescent and phosphorescent)-colored glue, glue pre-mixed with glitter, glue sticks, liquid glue pens, and a whole mess of other glue-based concoctions. Still, nothing beats the standard classic white for the simple joy and fun of everyday arts and crafts.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:45 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ Feb 3 2004, 03:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Elmer's glue is nothing more than the common bottles of milky white glue schoolchildren use for arts and crafts like the ever-so-famous macaroni art and the glitter collage. Their product line (probably owed to their successful integration with elementary schools) has diversified into things like clear glue, neon (flourescent and phosphorescent)-colored glue, glue pre-mixed with glitter, glue sticks, liquid glue pens, and a whole mess of other glue-based concoctions. Still, nothing beats the standard classic white for the simple joy and fun of everyday arts and crafts.  </td></tr></table>  *imagines Tavis sitting in a robe, smoking a pipe, and sitting in a chair in a private library while classical music is playing as he reads from a thick book and talks about glue* heehee. Now, if she's using toiletpaper and white glue for her cocoon, then how come it was tan in the first strip of the storyline?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:59 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Doctor Fred @ Feb 3 2004, 03:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *imagines Tavis sitting in a robe, smoking a pipe, and sitting in a chair in a private library while classical music is playing as he reads from a thick book and talks about glue* heehee.</td></tr></table>  haha now that's a twisted image. *clutches robe and hurls books at Doctor Fred shouting in a quasi fake-British/genuine-Texan accent with a heavy southern drawl* Hey! Get outta my study 'fore I sic the scone seeking chihuauas on you!  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Doctor Fred... continued...)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Now, if she's using toiletpaper and white glue for her cocoon, then how come it was tan in the first strip of the storyline?</td></tr></table>  *clears my throat, resumes classical music* Elmer's glue has a tendency to yellow as it dries. In short, she's already been in there for a few days.

simon · Postby **simon** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:10 pm

That's some powerful shtuff.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:25 pm

At least she didn't use model glue. I used to build model cars in my basement and between the paint, glue, and other various solutions, it smelled pretty good, but I never got high off them. Say no to drugs. Gasoline smells good, too.

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:31 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (DraganFox @ Feb 3 2004, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> At least she didn't use model glue. I used to build model cars in my basement and between the paint, glue, and other various solutions, it smelled pretty good, but I never got high off them. Say no to drugs. Gasoline smells good, too.</td></tr></table>  <img src='http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/b/t ... 5B1%5D.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> You wanna get high? *cough* Anyway... That was funny. Not Dave's best, but still pretty funny. This story is dragging out waaaay too long.

The J.A.M. · Postby **The J.A.M.** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:58 am

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. I just wonder how she can breathe in there. Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WARP!!!]

ShadOtterdan · Postby **ShadOtterdan** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 4:08 am

She's really good at holding her breath.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:14 am

well, there are holes for her feet and tail, so.. that is where the air could get in. I wonder what her mother thinkgs of all this.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:45 am

Her mother is probably sitting down somewhere, shaking her head and rolling her eyes. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /> "Has your daughter ever considered taking up a career in surrealism?" Plaid elephant cheese! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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