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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2006/om20060126.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2006/om2006 ... r><br>It's ON! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Is that a declaration of War?

I have no idea. But let it be noted that my reaction to the walrus ambassador is no longer abject amusement and now "He deserves a punch in the face".<br><br>...Not that <i>I'd</i> punch him in the face, I just think he deserves one.

Now that blasted walwus is going down.

The last couple of people that pissed off Millie were given a black eye and a pantsless wedgie or had all their wool ripped off.<br><br>And Millie ties Ozy to chairs and shaves him even in the best of moods. That walrus doesn't know what hes getting into.

*waits in anticipation*

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jan 26 2006, 10:23 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jan 26 2006, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The last couple of people that pissed off Millie were given a black eye and a pantsless wedgie or had all their wool ripped off.<br><br>And Millie ties Ozy to chairs and shaves him even in the best of moods. That walrus doesn't know what hes getting into. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Well, at least he hasn't got much hair.

Wow, that walrus will gonna SUFFER <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Besides that, I have to admit, that I don't understand Millie's last sentence. What does she mean with "it's on"?

<!--QuoteBegin-Novil Ariandis+Jan 26 2006, 01:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Novil Ariandis @ Jan 26 2006, 01:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What does she mean with "it's on"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> She took his condescending talk as a challenge to prove her ambassadorial ability.<br><br>I wouldn't know how to administer a pantless wedgie to a walrus. Hopefully, that's not what Millie has in mind.<br><br>BTW, Felicia didn't have <i>all</i> her wool ripped off. Although she did get completely shorn once for style's sake.

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Which Donkey Kong? The one that kidnapped girls and fought Mario or the one that rescued bananas and fought lizards?

<a href='http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/tempora ... nicorn.jpg' target='_blank'>What's wrong with unicorns?</a> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Maybe it's because unicorns gore people!

When has there ever been a reported case of a unicorn harming any human. Never, that's when.

<!--QuoteBegin-Jack Ravendawn+Jan 26 2006, 10:39 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jack Ravendawn @ Jan 26 2006, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> When has there ever been a reported case of a unicorn harming any human. Never, that's when. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Or, to put it another way. Because there is no recorded incident of a human surviving an encounter with a Unicorn, they need to be exterminated with extreme prejudice.<br><br>...The same evidence, with different emphasis, leading to a ludicrous conclusion.<br><br>Aren't political statistics wonderful?

To be honest, he's no worse an ambassador than Prince Phillip, a man who once warned a UK man in Japan to "watch out or he'll get slitty-eyed".<br><br>Yup, that's our royal family...