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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2006/om20060116.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2006/om2006 ... br><br>Ooh. A talking Rumsfeld pez dispenser!<br><br>(Also, the first two panels remind me of life back when I was in the Canadian government. How 'bout that, eh?)

Tis typical Ozy and Millie funniness really. Some serious dialogue followed by a Ozy and Millie brand Non-sequitor &#153;. Involving a possible Llewllyn invention to boot.

Oh god I want one <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Wait . . . wealthy? Isn't there the whole National Debt thingie? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>And talking Rumsfeld Pez dispensers? What's next, talking Cheney defibrillators?

I wonder if what the Pez dispenser said is a reference to something.

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 16 2006, 10:11 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 16 2006, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wait . . . wealthy? Isn't there the whole National Debt thingie? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> "If you owe a man a hundred dollars, he has power over you. If you owe a man a million dollars, you have power over him."

You don't go to war with the army you want, you go with the army you have! I'm not being anti-war, but that is the only Donald Rumsfeld quote I know!

<!--QuoteBegin-DHLawrence+Jan 16 2006, 10:00 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DHLawrence @ Jan 16 2006, 10:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 16 2006, 10:11 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 16 2006, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wait . . . wealthy?  Isn't there the whole National Debt thingie? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>"If you owe a man a hundred dollars, he has power over you. If you owe a man a million dollars, you have power over him." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hmm... that does not bode well for U.S. foreign policy, or does it?

<!--QuoteBegin-Jack Ravendawn+Jan 16 2006, 03:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jack Ravendawn @ Jan 16 2006, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder if what the Pez dispenser said is a reference to something.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>What the RummyPez is saying is likely a reference to something he said regarding the Iraq elections: <i>"Well, so be it. Nothing's perfect in life, so you have an election that's not quite perfect. Is it better than not having an election? You bet"</i><br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Asterikboy86+Jan 16 2006, 04:04 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Asterikboy86 @ Jan 16 2006, 04:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You don't go to war with the army you want, you go with the army you have! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I feel compelled to quote <i>The Capitol Steps</i>:<br><b>Rumsfeld:</b> You go to war with the President you have, not the President you wish you had. Heh heh, no offense intended.<br><b>Bush:</b> None comprehended.

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 16 2006, 03:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 16 2006, 03:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wait . . . wealthy? Isn't there the whole National Debt thingie? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>And talking Rumsfeld Pez dispensers? What's next, talking Cheney defibrillators? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> America is simultainiously wealthy and in debt. I don't pretent to understand political economics, but I believe it's much the same way that someone can be earning £20k a year and have debts of £30k outstanding, and consider themselves to be well-to-do.<br><br>Let me correct myself. I don't understand borrow-centric economics.

Yeah, I think that's correct. Also, a large part of the US debt is owned by Americans, so the money does stay in the country. China's share is overrated.<br><br>The US trade balance deficit is more worrying, I think.

<!--QuoteBegin-Jack Ravendawn+Jan 16 2006, 03:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jack Ravendawn @ Jan 16 2006, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder if what the Pez dispenser said is a reference to something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Rumsfeld is famous for asking questions and then answering them himself, during press conferences.

He was also the secretary of defense during Gerald Ford's administration. Also, has been the youngest secretary of defense and is now the oldest secretary of defense. 13th Secretary Of Defense under Ford and 21th Secretary Of Defense under George W. Bush. I like to watch Jeopardy!

My bet still stands that Isolde will be said diplomat <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I now recall a sketch from the TV show "Roundhouse" in which they advertise the Prez dispenser. Not of candy, but of hot air.