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Postby Richard K Niner » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:20 am

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20051221.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... br><br>Aww <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Don't feel so bad, Millie.
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Postby NHJ BV » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:39 am

Ozy says that like there's anything <i>wrong</i> with Santa's smelling of gasoline.
Zen Master Ikyoto said: "The world is vast and wide. Why, then, do you wear pants in which you could smuggle Volkswagens?"
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Postby Richard K Niner » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:56 am

<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Dec 21 2005, 04:39 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Dec 21 2005, 04:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ozy says that like there's anything <i>wrong</i> with Santa's smelling of gasoline. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> There is: they smell of gasoline (it's a scent I'm not very fond of)
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:47 am

Gasoline,<br>Oh gasoline,<br>I'm not so clean,<br>Because of gasoline,<br>I won't use Mr Sheen,<br>Because I'm not a table.<br><br><span style='font-size:4pt;line-height:100%'>Sorry, I just suddenly felt a sudden urge to make up a song about gasoline.</span>
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Postby IceDragon » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:06 pm

Millie's so absent minded.
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Postby NHJ BV » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:33 pm

Now I start to wonder who Millie failed to get presents for. Maybe it's Avery and he'll get all depressed because he thinks people hate him.
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Postby Like_D00D » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:34 pm

Who was Millie supposed to give presents to?
Ozy: You do realize your inhaling fumes from 12 bottles of Elmer's-
Millie: Plaid Elephant Cheese, Ozy! BANANA!
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Postby DHLawrence » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:21 pm

We know it wasn't Felicia or Ozy because they got gifts. That narrows it down to Avery, Jeremy, Emily from down the road, or somebody we haven't met.
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Postby Ozymandias » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:46 pm

lol I'm starting to think that Millie may just be there to look priceless <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> I mean, her face in the last panel, the hands hung loosely by her sides...Rare with a capital R! <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby DesertFoxCat » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:28 pm

Gotta wonder what makes the worst santa smell like gasoline...
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Postby norsenerd » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:34 pm

Did somebody not call this?
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:58 pm

Not sure, but Millie's realization in the third panel is cute <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:46 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-DesertFoxCat+Dec 21 2005, 10:28 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DesertFoxCat @ Dec 21 2005, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Gotta wonder what makes the worst santa smell like gasoline... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Must be his other job . . .
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and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
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under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Postby Richard K Niner » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:10 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Dec 21 2005, 11:46 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Dec 21 2005, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-DesertFoxCat+Dec 21 2005, 10:28 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DesertFoxCat @ Dec 21 2005, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Gotta wonder what makes the worst santa smell like gasoline... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Must be his other job . . . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Gas station attendant? Wasn't that TV's old job?
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:21 pm

Depends on your definition of "job": Could be a Gas station attendant . . . or siphoning gas . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
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"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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