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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20051027.html' target='_blank'>Got it!</a><br><br>"I once had an affair with a couch pirate." <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

The craft of dragonkind wins again. <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

She makes it sounds like Locke stole couches for a living.

Or that he ransacked couches. He might just find a few bucks a day that way.<br><br>When Richard wrote "couch pirate," I knew what it was, but I still saw in my mind's eye "couch potato." That kind of affair is nothing out of the ordinary.

Notice how Ms. Mudd is usign one of the newer stropom trashable carry cups while Mr. Llewellyn is using an old fashionc ceramicwashablemust-be-returned mugs. IT's cotnrast. You notice?

Now I do. Anywho, he's probably drinking tea.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I once had an affair with a couch pirate<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>This is one of the greatest lines ever. I must find a way to insert this into casual conversation.

Aww. I like strips like this one <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> his is one of the greatest lines ever. I must find a way to insert this into casual conversation.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <br> <br>I thought the same thing when i read it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

"How are you?"<br><br>"Fine, but I once had an affair with a couch pirate."<br><br>That's all I can think of.

You could always use it on TLAP day...

<!--QuoteBegin-Rooster+Oct 18 2005, 03:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rooster @ Oct 18 2005, 03:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Maybe she secretly wants to be just like her mother <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I think everyone owes me a cookie <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Okay. You can get one from <a href='http://lupinia.us/ireadthis/' target='_blank'>IRT</a>.<br><br>...oh, wait, you meant the food kind, right.<br><br>*gives Rooster a quadruple-stacked oreo*

I thought it was only considered an "affair" if one of the parties involved was already otherwise married. On the other hand, though, I don't know what word would be more appropriate in this case.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Oct 27 2005, 05:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Oct 27 2005, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Okay.  You can get one from <a href='http://lupinia.us/ireadthis/' target='_blank'>IRT</a>.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Richard, please stop pushing that forum. It's getting annoying.

Hey, when was the last time I did that?

<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Oct 27 2005, 08:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Oct 27 2005, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I thought it was only considered an "affair" if one of the parties involved was already otherwise married. On the other hand, though, I don't know what word would be more appropriate in this case. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> 1) Millie is umm... a bastard. It was a childotu of wedlock wich some people frown apon. Also doing realy icky things befroe you're mariad is something that soem poeple considered inappropriate.<br><br>2) Maybe you're right about the "affair" issue. I jsut pluim dont; know. I thought I did but I don't.