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Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:44 pm**

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040813.html' target='_blank'>Too Horrible to Contemplate</a> Heh, second time I've started one in a row! *Shrugs* Oh, well... Hehe, look at the chaos Millie is causing... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /> Also: How on Earth did Ozy make it from the truck stop to Greater Llewellynland faster than Millie and Isolde? Isolde: Dragon conspiracy, of course... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:55 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Miles Cerulean Celebi Prower @ Aug 13 2004, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Also: How on Earth did Ozy make it from the truck stop to Greater Llewellynland faster than Millie and Isolde?</td></tr></table>  Ozy eats his green vegetables.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:05 pm**

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Or he took a short cut through the couch. However, this is no longer humorous. Someone is going to get hurt one way or another. Zacatepngolas! Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WARP!!!]

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:18 pm**

Ye Olde Booke <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:47 pm**

Perhaps the picket fence slowed them down. As I said before... *GASP* *cowers in fear under bed* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' />

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:18 pm**

Well, lets see, there's the fact neither of them can drive the truck, the picket fence thing, and who can forget the "Um... How do we work the peddles?". All in all, it's entirely possable that Ozy got back to Greater Llewellynlland before them. Quite a funny strip, though. I just hope they get out of this unscathed. Somehow.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:04 pm**

BTW, they also hit a traffic sign, this slowed them down even more :-) On the other hand, we didn't see any vehicle used to bring them to the weigh station, so it's probably at walking distance from Greater Llewellynlland.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:17 pm**

Nope. Still funny. It'll get less funny when the cab explodes with the two of them inside.... but maybe even then it could be funny. It's all a matter of context, you know.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:50 pm**

I think you're missing a very obvious answer to how Ozy got home first. Ozy would just go directly home, no diversions, but Millie already pointed out her 'stay the course' single track route, which could take them on a more roundabout path. Or simply, Ozy came home first to give the following strips a suitable story. Not everything has to make sense.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:17 pm**

Ozy prolly know the way home and mille could be lost <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> they walked their so ozy could go the way they came but if they cut cross country mille might not know who to get back.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:54 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Aug 13 2004, 06:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I think you're missing a very obvious answer to how Ozy got home first. Ozy would just go directly home, no diversions, but Millie already pointed out her 'stay the course' single track route, which could take them on a more roundabout path. Or simply, Ozy came home first to give the following strips a suitable story. Not everything has to make sense.  </td></tr></table>  Yeah, I didnt find the fact that Ozy was home first at all strange. I mean, the truck is still in motion but its going screech. Has the handbrake been left on? Im gonna comment on Llewellyn's pride at the fact that someone's learned something, and Ozy wringing his hands in Panel 3. A nice little detail.

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:00 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Aug 13 2004, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yeah, I didnt find the fact that Ozy was home first at all strange. I mean, the truck is still in motion but its going screech. Has the handbrake been left on?  </td></tr></table>  Actually, if you drive, you'll find that turning too quickly on pavement makes the tires screech . . . It's also a good way to flip a vehicle . . . Hope this comes out well.

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:45 am**

Poor truck...

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:05 pm**

I wonder if Millie realzies that she's commiting a felony? You'd think a Cop would've stopped them by now.

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:43 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (5hfifty @ Aug 16 2004, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Poor truck...  </td></tr></table>  More like poor stop sign... And I think I have to agree with the JAM. I don't know if I really like this arc very much. It seems like too much, even for Isolde and Millie. It's a felony and extremely dangerous, not innocent mischief (and yea, I just said innocent mischief, I don't care if it's an oxymoron).